Carnies
Carnival Folk. Can be easily distinguished from homo-sapiens by their
lack of teeth, greasy never-washed mullet, bad posture and horrific smell. Can be found in their natural habitat at most Carnivals, Festivals and other Social events. Will shout as loud as humanly possible from their booth in the hopes that they will somehow convince you to give them money.Scientific research has shown that Carnies share specific strands of DNA with that of the common
bush rat. As such, their grotesque and disfigured appearance may be the result of a mixture of Rodent Genetics and the
Bubonic Plague.
Carnies
by sydddd300535 on Jul 28, 2011 06:04:06
carny
by CannyVanni on Jan 06, 2011 05:21:35
Example:
I saw an extremely fat and
tugley carny with unusually
small eyes which got much bigger when it smelled my popcorn.
Want to go to the carny?
That nice carny over there gave me a discount on
cotton candy.
carny
by Megan on Aug 27, 2004 01:27:04
A
carnival worker, often running the mechanical rides, who likes to hit on teenage, or younger, females. They are generally
not clean people, and will buy alcohol in exchange for
companionship.
carnie
by the_guy on Jan 14, 2005 23:27:28
Carnival workers. Good, hardworking, trustworthy, honest,
good-for-nothing, unreliable, foul-smelling vagrants who work at our
nation's (USA) carnivals.
Do not let these people into your homes.
Example:
The
effing carnie
sat on the couch and now we have to
burn it... and him. Wheres my wallet?
carnie
by Mixmaster Jazzy G on Apr 08, 2004 20:24:07
Carnie
by Great Sacandaga Lake on Sep 20, 2007 02:19:04
Carnie is the name of the hapless protagonist from the blockbuster hit "
Death of Carnie". He is proficient with torches and
old timey bicycles. His nemesis is
N-Steak
Carnis
by Candy_cigar on Sep 23, 2019 21:17:11
carni
by t on Apr 29, 2003 21:51:32
carnie
by tatertot208 on May 27, 2005 09:46:48