carpet's

A colloquial nickname given to the home ground of Arsenal Football Club. Located in Ashburton Grove, it is more widely known as the Emirates Stadium, for sponsorship reasons.The term 'the carpet's is attributed to the stadium due to the exceptional quality of the grass as a playing surface.



carpeted
the definition of being so totally drunk that you inevitably end up crashing out on the floor and sleeping there for the rest of the night.
Example:
My god! Last night Mikey drank 13 pints of cider, he was so carpeted!


carpeting
When you get so high that all you do is lay on the floor "to help the carpet do its job because it's always working overtime"
Example:
Jon: I don't think I was THAT high...
Bryan: Dude, you were upstairs carpeting for like six hours.

Jon: Okay, maybe it was a little too much LSD.


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