The female Chav will, by the time she is nine years of age have realised what she wants to do with the rest of her life. Which is, to have at least four children by four different fathers (one who will be black or Asian) by the time she is 18. She does not intend to support these children herself or ask for the fathers of the children for support but instead rely on government hand outs. A Chavette will tattoo the names of her children on her body with pride of place going to her first born. This will be written across her back just above her arse. The following names of her offspring will be recorded on her arms and will consist of names like Britney, Chelsea and other such shit.
The Chavette will no doubt have her ears pierced as many times as humanly possible and her lobes crammed to capacity with large hoop earrings. Around her neck will at least 6 or 7 gold chains of different lengths with a large clown studded with semi precious hanging on the longest one reaching down to her naval.

Diet for herself and her children consists of sausage rolls, Greggs pasties, cigarettes, coke and cheep cider.
Her Children will by the time of their forth birthday will fully versed in every expletive and curse known in the English language and will indeed be asked to recite some colourful quips to the delight of its mothers peers i.e. pusher, pimp, fellow drug user.

The chavette will be a grandmother by the time she is in her mid twenties and the wonderful Chav life cycle will start all over again.

The chavette is a female chav, they are very promiscuous often seen hanging around in groups of up to 10 in the local park or near the off license or bus shelter, sporting a very short skirt and a low cut top with some fake logo that ever so slightly resembles that of a more well known one and sometimes a fake logo baseball cap and some plastic gold "bling", trying to attract "fit bois" and acquire the ultimate chavette fashion accessory, a baby, or "babby". A Chavette's lifestyle choices often include (childcare permitting) a college course in hairdressing, beauty therapy, or although very rare, a music course where they can "lay some shit down" in other words talk very fast into a mic. Chavettes also hate moshers, rockers, punks and anyone who is not a chav or townie. Chavette music choices often include rave, dance, house, rap, hip hop, r&b ect.
Chavette - oi goffik ya sweaty twat ma bruvva's gonna kick ya head in ya get me.

A Chavette is a female chav the british version of prep.
Chavettes are them girls you see wearing them jeans with them playboy logos on it, some wear trackys others wear as little clothing as possible, Some even go & get a fake tan when infact it makes them look even worse & they all use alot of make up but i mean alot a hole f*cking mask full so they can hide there spots/zits & they just think it looks good & many of them wear such makes of shoes such as NIKE they think its so good just cause its made by child labor (mi shoes r hand made bi sum poor lil slave kid day is worth alot moree dan urs init)...
You'll find that many of these slappers use such sites like bebo to show off there half naked photos therefore other guys can comment there photos saying how sexy they think they are,
Chavettes love the attention.
They come in age from 11 to upwords the very young ones are more likely to lie about bein 16 or 18 & there more likely to have a slag for a mother who sucks c*ck for council & the hole family itself happens to be a dirty interbreed one.
A Chavettes idol are such people like paris hilton & Kate Price (jordan) & so on..
Most Chavettes get pregnant at very young ages such as 12 & onwords but i think you all get it already a Chavette is very stupid just like there fellow chavs then again some of them didnt mean to get pregnant cause it just happend from that one night stand so in that case its too late!.
Other ways Chavettes get pregnant is that they get spiked at raves there for they get raped & dumped lying in the streets some where like the dirty whores they are.
A Chavette has no idea how to bring up a kid they let there baby hear such nasty swear words so young..
They listen to such music as r&b, techno, dance, well did i say music? my mistake i mean noise! cause thats all it is.
Just like there fellow chavs they lable anyone whos wearing black a goth but like i sed befor Chavettes are stupid.
They drink alot of alcohol mostly (cider) swear alot attention seek alot brag alot & & smoke alot.

Female chavs. The 14 year olds who will shortly get knocked up and spawn the next generation of antisocial Burberry-clad parasites.

Group of usually ugly girls, black and white, who hang around wearing their baby blue and earrings waiting for someone to piss them off. The pregnant ones will ram their strollers into you and then look at you menacingly, like what you gna complain?

Then there are the stupid teenybopping teenagers that just wait for someone to yell at, "Wos your problem?!" they hate american people and act like they are stupider than them...no comment.

A female species of the chav.
Usually has a fag in one hand and a pram in the other. Like the male version, it likes burberry(fake) and McDonalds(not inside, obviously).
A chavette will think itself as the most fasionable person around. The leader in a group of chavettes will probably be told this by her many followers. She may even have a nickname such as "Missy".
You can tell if someone is a chav a mile off. You will pribably be blinded by the bright orange glow of their hair or their fake gold jewellry from argos.

Massive crappy gold hoop earrings
Genereally all wear the same thing just in varying colours.
Some even have kids by the age of 14
Have no concept of any kind of decent music or TV
The most important things in their trivial world are usually hair straighteners, make-up and clothes
They're only comeback in any situation is to say "I'm guna set insert name here on you, she'll beat you up mate!"
They speak like retards
They also type like retards e.g. "Wut Arr Yuuh Doiin TuMoro? Lets Go Tuu McDonalds!"
They think they're all crazy individuals when they're just a bunch of sheep.
They're so fucking stupid it's unbelieveable

the female version of a chav.

Female version of a chav
typical chavette ;
failed curly hair with so much mousse it looks wet & greasy
a tracksuit
orange foundation, badly applied
shiny pouting fish lips
usually fat
a coat/waistcoat with a fluffy hood
an inabilty to speak english
"bling bling"

basically chavs & chavettes walk (well you can't really call it walking) round thinking they're "so ard", spitting on the floor and smoking and starting a fight with any random passer-by.