Chuck Norris's
A less than hardcore actor who once starred in such shitty films as Sidekicks, Invasion USA and Missing in Action. He is most know for his ridiculous display of
round house kicks and poor dialogue on the show
Walker Texas Ranger. >or
second wind based upon a very large list of (at one time) humorous jokes and facts(If you will) about him, that after being repeated from here to Nantucket far too many times, became old and played out and down right NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
chuck norris
by Stanley Marsh on Jan 11, 2007 08:18:30
A cyborg with the power of invincibility... when on screen. Outside he's quite a softie. Some jobless guys from USA went on to raise him to urban
legend status just because he was the first
Usian to do roundhouse kicks on the big screen. Now there's a running joke about him being stronger than all the gods together and doing eveything beyond impossibility. Non-serious webs like
Uncyclopedia and Urban Dictionary get loads of entries about that unfunny joke.
Chuck Norris
by Sitonitandspin on Oct 20, 2011 00:19:13
The act of excessively repeating an uninspired or less than
mediocre attempt at humor until it is beaten totally
lifeless and becomes
cringeworthy.
Chuck Norris
by Alyssa yo on Feb 14, 2006 07:26:53
Chuck Norris
by TravisWololol on Jan 26, 2008 11:39:22
Example:
Bandolier-clad Asian: "
Hory crap! you rounhouse
kick me in face!"
Sylvester Stallone: "That would be my penis. His name is Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris
by AndIhatebabies on Feb 28, 2010 06:28:34
1. The most over done internet meme and joke that's reaching gigantic popularity only due to the amount of immature internet spammers and that god awful show Family guy.
2.Something that was funny for the first few years but is now
bitterly old.
Ronald Lee
Ermey could have easily eye gouged and
skull fucked Chuck Norris to death if he wanted to.
Chuck Norris
by CFij on Jun 27, 2015 22:07:06
Example:
Why are so many people in
awe of Chuck Norris? He's
a crazy moron who nobody listens to, and he's NEVER looked good on film.
Chuck Norris
by Oliofreak on Mar 28, 2008 15:21:09
American martial artist, action star, and Hollywood actor who is best known for playing
Cordell "Cord" Walker on
Walker, Texas Ranger. Also an extremely overrated icon that has no real talent save for the ability to kick a 2X4. He is an extremely closeminded
Fundamentalist Christian that tried to have the bible used as mandatory reading material in public schools. His recent popularity is the result of a website created that listed exaggerated claims about Chuck Norris' strength and intellect. In reality he is a washed up loser that can be seen acting horribly on Walker, Texas Ranger or on late night excercise equipment informercials.
chuck norris
by cockheeeeead on May 03, 2007 16:58:46
chuck norris
by Popsman on Mar 05, 2006 19:23:49
A man about whom jokes were funny for
a brief period. The jokes lost any part of
hilarity once they spread through the public, with a
select few jokes being repeated in strings every five minutes. They are no longer funny, and should be met with blank stares.
Example:
Dude 1: "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer! Too bad he's never cried! Hahaha!"
Dude 2: *stares
blankly*
Dude 3: Like I haven't heard that one before...
Dude 2:
Chuck Norris jokes were over a month ago,
dumbshit.