Expired
by DevonBrah on Oct 11, 2011 12:31:13
Example:
Shakwanna: Friendship is like
peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but
only you get the warm feeling that it brings. haha
Devon: What? I don't get it
Shakwanna: Expired !
expirement
by michael foolsley on Feb 23, 2012 07:01:07
the new 'retirement'...those with hardly any
retirement savings,
e.t.c, who just 'get tired smiling' may
opt to commit suicide, due to ridiculous cost health services, dealing with women who 'don't like sex' and failing body parts; contributing to making ones' life experience progressively 'lesser'
Example:
john
opted for controlled expirement, things weren't going too well for him after he hit
sixty and his money was nearly gone!
(and the women wouldn't 'put out'/don't like sex!)
expirement is going to be the NEW
retirement!!
Expired
by xokarma11 on Jan 28, 2011 13:56:56
adj: When a persons face looks dead or rotten. Also, Their skin is
damaged, weak,
soggy, or too much acne to even see the presence of skin.
fyi; This word is used especially for people that aren't even old because it's even more insulting.
Example:
That girls face is
expired, she looks
gross. I would never go
neat that.
expiration dating
by Travis on May 27, 2005 23:38:52
To start a relationship that has a
defined end date;
e.g., one of the people is
moving soon.
Example:
"
I hear you started dating some
new girl."
"Yeah, but she's moving across the country in a month, so we're planning on
breaking up."
"A little expiration dating, eh?"
Expiration Dating
by murdadrum on Jan 05, 2014 04:03:31
Expiration Dating
ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
- verb \ek-spə-ˈrā
-shən 'dā-tēŋ\
: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon
precondition of said
arrangement's expiration date
Example:
The
contractor's real friend: "So, what's up with you and 'ol girl?"
The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for
expiration dating till then."
The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."
(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)