expired

an alternative word to dead



Expired
When someone doesn't understand something the first time and you don't fell like repeating it...you say : Expired
Example:
Shakwanna: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. haha
Devon: What? I don't get it
Shakwanna: Expired !


expirement
the new 'retirement'...those with hardly any retirement savings, e.t.c, who just 'get tired smiling' may opt to commit suicide, due to ridiculous cost health services, dealing with women who 'don't like sex' and failing body parts; contributing to making ones' life experience progressively 'lesser'
Example:
john opted for controlled expirement, things weren't going too well for him after he hit sixty and his money was nearly gone!

(and the women wouldn't 'put out'/don't like sex!)

expirement is going to be the NEW retirement!!


Expired
adj: When a persons face looks dead or rotten. Also, Their skin is damaged, weak, soggy, or too much acne to even see the presence of skin.

fyi; This word is used especially for people that aren't even old because it's even more insulting.
Example:
That girls face is expired, she looks gross. I would never go neat that.


Expired
The Name of a rapper
Example:
Nigga 1: "Did you hear? That rapper that got shot was his name again?"
Nigga2: "Expired dude"


expiration dating
To start a relationship that has a defined end date; e.g., one of the people is moving soon.
Example:
"I hear you started dating some new girl."
"Yeah, but she's moving across the country in a month, so we're planning on breaking up."
"A little expiration dating, eh?"


Expiration Dating
Expiration Dating

ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
- verb \ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\

: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date
Example:
The contractor's real friend: "So, what's up with you and 'ol girl?"

The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then."

The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."

(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)


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