Chum

A jolly fellow who is your mate for life. A pal brought to you by fate who you will be best friends with for eternity.



Chum
Used by Edinburghian's (people from Edinburgh, Scotland). It means to accompany someone somewhere.
Example:
William will you chum me up to my house? Meaning William will you accompany me up to my house?


Chum
The short form of "chumleg," referring to the penis. As the penis is also usually its owner's best friend, the friendliness implied by "chum" makes the term that much more appropriate.
Example:
"I showed her my chum last night. She seemed impressed."

"Goddamn my chum is rashy... I hope I didn't catch anything."

"That fudgepacker tried to grab my chum in the showers after the game! What an asshole!"


Chum
To entice strippers by selectively throwing out several dollars at a time in order to gain more attention.
Example:
Oh man I blew $300 at Jiggles last night.

WTF Pablo. Why didn't you just throw out some chum like I did? The chicks were all over me.


Chum
Leftover fecal after a partial toilet flush.
Fecal left in a toilet for the purpose of grossing out the next user, generally in a public facility or done due to lack of home training.
Example:
"That nasty bastard chummed the toilet"

"Nothing worse than walking into the bathroom and seeing toilet chum!"


Chum
An awesome friend. Someone you can make fun of without them pulling out your hair. Preferably someone who goes out of their way to fix your life. If you don't have a chum, your life friggin sucks.

P.S. chum is also dog food :P
Example:
"Make me an offer I can't refuse, chum."
"Lit, chum. Real lit."

You: "Ellie will never like me!"
Chum: "HEY ELLIE!"
You: "Wtf are you doing?!"
Chum: "Ellie, look into my eyes and tell me you don't like my friend."
Ellie: "Why would I do that?"
Chum: "'Cuz you can go out with him."
Ellie: "I'll think about it"


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