Chum
A jolly fellow who is
your mate for life. A pal brought to you by fate who you will
be best friends with for eternity.
Chum
by DylanJohnRitchie on Aug 07, 2009 20:54:54
Example:
William will you chum me up to my house? Meaning William will you accompany me up to my house?
Chum
by Gorshinspew on Sep 18, 2011 14:21:55
The short form of "
chumleg," referring to the penis. As the penis is also usually its
owner's best friend, the friendliness implied by "
chum" makes the term that much more appropriate.
Example:
"I showed her my
chum last night. She seemed impressed."
"Goddamn my chum is
rashy... I hope I didn't catch anything."
"That
fudgepacker tried to grab my chum in the showers after the game! What an asshole!"
Chum
by aretegroup on Mar 14, 2015 07:46:32
Example:
Oh man I blew $300 at
Jiggles last night.
WTF
Pablo. Why didn't you just throw out some
chum like I did? The chicks were all over me.
Chum
by Jj22! on May 23, 2020 11:19:23
Chum
by Phoenixleo on Jul 24, 2018 05:56:07
A woman’s
menses, consisting of blood and
cellular debris from her vagina leaked into the water whilst swimming.
Chum
by anothermiss on Jan 19, 2013 15:42:43
Chum
by Joe Max on May 23, 2010 11:12:44
Leftover fecal after a partial
toilet flush.
Fecal left in a toilet for the purpose of
grossing out the next user, generally in a public facility or done due to lack of
home training.
Chum
by Long&Hard on Oct 31, 2016 03:27:52
Chum
by Cade the Food King on Jan 12, 2017 07:06:51
An awesome friend. Someone you can make fun of without them pulling out your hair. Preferably someone who goes out of their way to fix your life. If you don't have a
chum, your life
friggin sucks.
P.S. chum is also
dog food :P
Example:
"Make me an offer I can't refuse,
chum."
"Lit, chum. Real lit."
You: "
Ellie will never like me!"
Chum: "HEY
ELLIE!"
You: "Wtf are you doing?!"
Chum: "Ellie, look into my eyes and tell me you don't like my friend."
Ellie: "Why would I do that?"
Chum: "'Cuz you can go out with him."
Ellie: "
I'll think about it"