biological clock
Term more popular with the older generation. Refers to several things. A woman's sudden need to have a child,
puberty, etc. are all supposedly controlled by a biological clock. As well as
waking up and sleeping habits. Hence losing time after a long
airline trip.
biological clock
by therealdef124 on Jan 28, 2010 13:24:04
Example:
My friend won't stop talking about
how sweet and cute babies are and how she wants to have one now - her biological clock totally
went off!!
My friend says she doesn't want children...I guess her biological clock hasn't
gone off yet.
biological clock
by Buck on Jun 21, 2004 02:13:12
1.) A female psychological disorder directly related to too much exposure
to horse shit like "The View" "Oprah" and
wing-nut societal archetypes
that feel women must have children to be "complete."
2.) Yet another absurd ploy utilized by women to get men to marry them before their asses get too old - men are SO attracted to desperation. LOL
Example:
"I need to know where this relationship is going because I'm
26 and my biological clock is
ticking!"
Translation -
"I need to know if we're getting married because I am sick of giving
BJ's and I'm ready to over eat like my married friends do!"
biological clock
by Tico on Jun 21, 2004 02:08:55
the loud
ticking sound that wakes
women up in the middle of the night once they begin to worry they may not have enough children to satisfy their
maternal instincts (or insecurities), beware the woman who awakens in this state as it has been proven that they are highly fertile and irrational
biological clock
by INawtStupit126 on Jun 20, 2004 12:06:41
biological clock
by Golden Clock on Mar 31, 2005 18:01:04
Biological Clock
by Vamptastic on May 05, 2009 11:44:03
A common excuse that women may use to guilt their significant other into marriage. More effective in a strong
New Jersey accent, as portrayed by Marisa
Tomei. This phrase originates from the 1992 comedy "My
Cousin Vinny".
Example:
boyfriend: What's wrong?
girlfriend: The bills are late, we're out of
Special K, 'My So-Called Life' was just canceled, and my
biological clock is
TICKING like THIS!
Biological Sleep Clock
by Karl Larkins on Feb 18, 2015 11:30:13
An
internal clock where tells your body when to sleep and when to stay
awake. It can be
altered due to your habits, job, travels, etc.
Biological clock
by Not Charles Xavier on Dec 08, 2018 16:12:49