Club
The place where you take your eyes off your drink for 2 minutes drink it collapse and
black out and then wake up in a
bathtub with your
kidneys on Ebay
Club
by Jag140 on Jul 08, 2011 06:33:20
Clubs are generally worthless places to enter as well as a word to describe blunt weapons. Clubs are considered
mankind's simplest weapons and are stereotypically associated with
cavemen. These instruments are generally useful for handling drunks and chavs as well as bad musicians and
medieval reenactors. They can be found almost anywhere.
Club
by Post-Modern Pseudonym on Jan 20, 2009 20:19:19
A largely pointless and futile gathering point, whereby simple imbeciles proceed to
flail about to obnoxiously loud music, whilst
chemically inconvenienced.
Most of these events require the participent to have previously consumed various obscurce and intelligence-rotting narcotic substances, in a misguided attempt to keep that person over there from doing anything to them that might involve rusty hooks and possibly salt.
Example:
Clubber: "Hey, you-..flrgh, ajfdfkkkkkk fuck my eyes have fallen out arhaghahfhh" *
flump*
Passerby hopefully on their way to lead a happy and fulfilled life with many
prospects: "Indeed".
Club
by AnIntelligentMale on Mar 22, 2006 06:02:43
A place commonly inhabited by preppy white
metrosexuals, they're main goals while "
clubbing" are to:
- Act like pimps
- Take advantage of drunk underage sluts
- Pretend they're from the hood by using urban accents and driving
pimped out Jettas
Example:
The club is where all the spoiled rich
white kids go, it makes them feel 'gangsta' to
hop in their Jettas that their parents bought them and drive to the club to listen to the same 50 Cent songs they were just
blasting in their cars
Club
by Phoebebridgerslover16 on Nov 27, 2021 08:05:04
Club
by The Jacka on Feb 19, 2015 03:04:39
Club
by atm TJ on Jul 31, 2019 10:32:17
Example:
"
Sheeet, she could knock a niggas eye out with that club bulging in her panties. People be thinkin she
packin heat.
Pfffft! Hahaha! I can tell she is in heat. Bout to make my moves on that aroused shorty."
clubbing
by Angy on Sep 01, 2003 23:37:56
1. when women go out to dance in
circles and men go out to
hunt them
2. something done to
seals
clubbing
by Alianne on Aug 31, 2003 01:49:26
A favourite activity of the moronic majority, this involves being
shunted like cattle into a converted
warehouse... sadly not to be
slaughtered, but to wear ridiculous trendy clothes, listen to crap eardrum-shattering music, try to pick up brainless members of the opposite sex, and generally stand around aimlessly in a desperate but pointless attempt to show how cool you are.
club
by James on Mar 07, 2004 16:02:29
A place for social gatherings, that plays the latest music and encourgaes dancing and drinking. It also encourages under-aged female
jail bait to slip by the bouncer to be
lusty eye candy for
the 30 something males that attend.