Coffee Bean
Small toddler of the African American descent. Usually hairless and of ambiguous nature. Always smiling ready to land every last dunk, and can pitch fits with power that squares the mighty force of a tsunami. They are frequently seen alone but often in pairs at either side of their guardian (eg: Grandma, Aunt Wanda, or various Foster Homes. They are
the balance in life which creates vivid understanding of
our future as humans. Especially when under the influence of drugs or alcohol these "
coffee beans" can appear to be developing tools of nature.
Coffee Bean
by Novelty Turd on Nov 22, 2007 18:05:41
Example:
Person 1: Dude this coffee
tastes like shit
Person 2: Of course it does, i left a
coffee bean in your
kettle, why would you drink that you dumb fuck
Person 1: I was wondering what that smell in my kitchen for the last 3 days was
Person 2: Yer you should have smelt it when i first boiled it, i nearly died
Coffee bean
by @tikifaces_ on Oct 11, 2019 04:29:47
coffee beaning
by Nick Rodllins on Jan 27, 2008 12:49:53
After a long, wet, hard defecation, half wipe your
balloon knot and allow to dry, so that the remains have attached themsleves to the pubic hair around the arse cheeks.
Later, rub your arse crack over your victims face, using their nose as a
scraper,
rubbing off the 'coffee beans' into and around their mouth. Points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)
Example:
Guy 1: whats your
Coffee Beaning P.B.?
Girl 1: 7, It took two days for those babies to harden. My dad wasn't impressed... he was
in a meeting at the time.
Coffee bean
by GHor on Oct 24, 2010 10:48:13
coffee bean
by atm TJ on Jul 31, 2019 10:43:41
Example:
"Ohhh- weee look at that phat coffee bean,
smashin up against her panties! It's makin bean juices. Thang huge as hell, finna drench her undies
or bust out!
Thuck, I can't wait!"
coffee bean
by PoolGuy4L on Jun 14, 2010 08:19:34
to coffee bean
by c0ffeebeans on Oct 10, 2018 14:34:51
Example:
Did you
see how they didn't have any
evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean
the judge with a fake story!
coffee bean
by Juicy Biggee on Dec 08, 2008 06:07:24
coffee bean
by la la on Feb 09, 2005 02:07:18
originates from the humble teabag. however, instead of
teabagging the girls mouth u put ur ass on her
fore head and drop a poop
nuget. no she has what looks like a coffee bean on her head.
Example:
"oh man u
shld a seen this she was
suckin ma balls and a went for it"
"a laid a coffee bean on her head!!!!!"