coffee beaning
After a long, wet, hard defecation, half wipe your balloon knot and allow to dry, so that the remains have attached themsleves to the pubic hair around the arse cheeks.
Later, rub your arse crack over your victims face, using their nose as a scraper, rubbing off the 'coffee beans' into and around their mouth. Points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)
Later, rub your arse crack over your victims face, using their nose as a scraper, rubbing off the 'coffee beans' into and around their mouth. Points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)
Example:
Guy 1: whats your Coffee Beaning P.B.?
Girl 1: 7, It took two days for those babies to harden. My dad wasn't impressed... he was in a meeting at the time.
Guy 1: whats your Coffee Beaning P.B.?
Girl 1: 7, It took two days for those babies to harden. My dad wasn't impressed... he was in a meeting at the time.
Coffee Bean
Small toddler of the African American descent. Usually hairless and of ambiguous nature. Always smiling ready to land every last dunk, and can pitch fits with power that squares the mighty force of a tsunami. They are frequently seen alone but often in pairs at either side of their guardian (eg: Grandma, Aunt Wanda, or various Foster Homes. They are the balance in life which creates vivid understanding of our future as humans. Especially when under the influence of drugs or alcohol these "coffee beans" can appear to be developing tools of nature.
Example:
1. Watch out! The Coffee Bean has made it to close to the train tracks!
2. Awww, that cute little coffee bean, its eyes light up like chocolate covered raisins.
3. It looks like shes gone and had another coffee bean.
4. Whats really in that coffee beans diaper?
5. Whats that coffee bean doing out after curfew?
6. Watch how quick that coffee bean scales those steps.
1. Watch out! The Coffee Bean has made it to close to the train tracks!
2. Awww, that cute little coffee bean, its eyes light up like chocolate covered raisins.
3. It looks like shes gone and had another coffee bean.
4. Whats really in that coffee beans diaper?
5. Whats that coffee bean doing out after curfew?
6. Watch how quick that coffee bean scales those steps.
coffee bean
Example:
"Ohhh- weee look at that phat coffee bean, smashin up against her panties! It's makin bean juices. Thang huge as hell, finna drench her undies or bust out! Thuck, I can't wait!"
"Ohhh- weee look at that phat coffee bean, smashin up against her panties! It's makin bean juices. Thang huge as hell, finna drench her undies or bust out! Thuck, I can't wait!"
coffee bean
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in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context
Example:
Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!
Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!
coffee bean
Example:
Steve coffee beaned her and she licked his balls
Ex. Columbian Coffee Beans - coffee beaning a girl from columbia (the finest beans!!)
Steve coffee beaned her and she licked his balls
Ex. Columbian Coffee Beans - coffee beaning a girl from columbia (the finest beans!!)
coffee bean
originates from the humble teabag. however, instead of teabagging the girls mouth u put ur ass on her fore head and drop a poop nuget. no she has what looks like a coffee bean on her head.
Example:
"oh man u shld a seen this she was suckin ma balls and a went for it"
"a laid a coffee bean on her head!!!!!"
"oh man u shld a seen this she was suckin ma balls and a went for it"
"a laid a coffee bean on her head!!!!!"
Coffee Beans
A slang term used to describe a saggy and/or lumpy scrotum, as if the ballsack were filled with coffee beans. Usually used in accordance to males of African-American or Hispanic decent, but can be used occasionally for Caucasian males.
Example:
1. Ay meng, I heard you got dem coffee beans.
2. My ex-boyfriend had the WORST coffee beans.
3. Should I be worried? I got coffee beans.
1. Ay meng, I heard you got dem coffee beans.
2. My ex-boyfriend had the WORST coffee beans.
3. Should I be worried? I got coffee beans.