Columbus

some explorer or some shit, idk.



Columbus
A explorer who is falsely accredited for discovering the mainlands of North America, when in fact he never discovered it, and the actual first European to do so was Leif Erikson in the 10th century
Example:
"Why did we get rid of Columbus day, he still discovered America."

"Actually, he never even set foot in the mainland, Lied Erikson did."


Columbus
A city in Texas named after Columbus, Ohio. It sits roughly between Houston and San Antonio, although it is closer to Houston. All the people in this town seem to care about is the high school football team known as the Cardinals. High school football is all this town knows. Thus football players are gives free As by the school's teachers so they can play. Three members of the Schoebel family went on to play in the NFL. Although they don't really stand out and kind of suck. The town is about 5 to 10 years behind the rest of the world and are a close minded people that hate change. They have nothing to do in this small town. Other than Wal-Mart there is nothing. There are no real signs of intelligence in this town. If you come across it on I10 by all means pass by it. Stop in Sealy, TX or Wiemar, TX instead. Those are more friendly towns.
Example:
Joan: "Hey john we haven't stopped since San Antonio. I need to pee."
John: "No this is Columbus, Texas. Town of small minded racist rednecks and other assorted dumb asses. Lets continue on and we well stop at Sealy, A much better town."

Joan: "Ok I definitely don't want to be around some inbred hicks."


Columbus
The state capital and largest city of Ohio. A small-to-medium sized city and 16th largest in the U.S., with about 700,000 in the city and another million in the metro area. It will NEVER have the profile of New York, Phily, Boston, San Fran, Chicago or L.A. but is more comparible to its peer cities of Indianapolis, Louisville or Kansas City. It's a nice college town with plenty of bars, but keeps a very low profile. It is known for nothing except for Ohio State University football. OSU is the single-largest university in the country by student body. Columbus is a progressive metropolis however with a generally young, educated population, where jobs in high-tech industries are growing rapidly. All in all, Columbus is a nice city to live in with several hip neighborhoods.
Example:
I wouldn't mind living in a city like Columbus, but would never live there because I hate Ohio.


Columbus
The capital and largest city of Ohio and for some reason, is the 16th largest in the U.S. It is a nice place to live but this college town suffers form a low profile and hardly any identity (at least Cleveland has the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame). Its known for absolutely nothing, except the Buckeyes of Ohio State University, one of the largest universities in the United States.
Example:
What the heck is in Columbus?


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