Cool Kid's

The most dope ass hip hop duo ever! It consists of Mikey Rocks who is from Chicago and Chuck Inglish who is from Detroit. They Dress like fucking ballers and are the shit. Their first big song, Black Mags, is a song about there bike that was first featured on a Rhapsody commercial. It is amazing.



cool kid
That twat everyone wanted to murder in school due to his/her massively inflated ego, self-obsessiveness and downright sadism. Generally the bully, and often has repressed issues of their own, they are driven insane by the voices in their head telling them to be a conformist, and so drive everyone around them insane by doing the same thing, and yet ironically promotes himself/herself under the nebulous moniker of a "rebel". Murderer of self-worth, dignity, individualism and everything a modern society professes to stand for, yet promoted in the media and society in general as a great role model. Generally fails in life due to thinking they were too "cool" to get a job, or a house, or a source of income, and more often than not forced by terrible circumstances to work for the very nerds they were bullying. Listens to mediocre and downright bad pop music, and, assuming the pop to stand for popular, not populist, he/she forces his/her (lack of) taste onto other people. An all-round arrogant, sadistic tosser that should never have been let out of the asylum.
Example:
I don't need an example; you all know who I'm talking about. Make a stand, people; together, you can destroy pop culture, and be done with the cool kids forever!


Cool kid
The kid/kids that everyone meets in high school that have nothing better to do than flex in the mirror, fake their depression, very badly lip sync songs, play rust, get tattoos in some Asian countries, vape, cheat on their girlfriend (multiple times), flirt with everything that moves or breaths (Girls only) and most importantly look like lesbians
Example:
Oooooh loook at that cool kid


Cool Kid
Keeps his head under pressure... He is confident and walks with swag. He owns it when he does it and makes it look easy. Looks good when he does it and everybody wants to be him. Yet he is the first to help the underdog.
Example:
Check it out that cool kid let Wilbur use his wakeboard after he just shredded the wake.


the cool kids
Characteristics of "the cool kids": have an ongoing quote wall, know their hogwarts house, are awesome at chair races, friendly, accepting, most people are jealous of them.
Example:
The cool kids are the people at Berkeley that study at Firs Pres and go to yogurt park late at night.

You know that kid Chris? I head he's going to get yogurt tonight. He's one of the cool kids.


cool kid
There are three requirements to become a cool kid:

1) Drinking
2) Drugs
3) Casual sex

Any one of these acts are classified as cool, but to become a certified cool kid you must have taken part in all 3 activities.

True cool kids excel in all 3.
Example:
Last night at the party, Rishi got drunk, smoked all our weed and had sex with that really hot blonde girl! He's such a cool kid!


cool kid
A kid too 'Cool' to do what everyone else wants to do or do anything at all. This will include ditching his/her friends to do nothing at all or not do homework.

His Almighty Coolness
Example:
Lorne: I dont want to go to her house.
Ritter and Chun: You are such a cool kid.


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