Blanton
A man with DNA almost exactly the same as the O'Leary clan but Blantons have an infatuation with the Durbin clan
Example:
Acting like a Blanton again.
Acting like a Blanton again.
Blanton
blantonize
To obfuscate facts to such a degree that everyone involved loses track of what the original point of conversation is about. This is generally done to coverup ignorance of rudimentary knowledge, or to distance one's self from a negative or disasterous event they would otherwise be associated with.
Example:
When pressed for details, the president blantonized with "That depends on what your definition of is is."
When pressed for details, the president blantonized with "That depends on what your definition of is is."
blantonation
A statement that is obviously false but the person making it beleives everyone believes it, or a feeble attempt to manipulate people through statements that may or may not be false.
Blantoning
To engage in the act of coitus, usually oral sex, with a much older individual in order to further one's career or to gain a higher respect from the authority in an organization.
Example:
God, dude, here we are, we have zero respect and she is over there blantoning her way to the top.
I still cant believe that someone has not caught her blantoning.
God, dude, here we are, we have zero respect and she is over there blantoning her way to the top.
I still cant believe that someone has not caught her blantoning.
blanton
Example:
oh harder harder harder fucktard oh god just give me a blanton already quit with the foreplay already and give me that fucking blanton already!!!
oh harder harder harder fucktard oh god just give me a blanton already quit with the foreplay already and give me that fucking blanton already!!!
Mikayla Blanton
Mikayla is an awesome person. She loves to get drunk and flirt with men on tinder. She also has an arsenal of sex toys in which she uses 8 days out of the week.
Example:
Mikayla Blanton is awesome.
Mikayla Blanton is awesome.
Blanton’s
A type of straight Kentucky bourbon distilled by the Buffalo Trace Distillery which is highly sought after. That’s good as fucc.
A type of bourbon that comes in a fat grenade looking bottle. Once you finish that shit you can toss that bottle at an object and it will explode like a grenade.
A type of rare bourbon that makes rich snobs and connoisseur act like assholes in line at the store when you are trying to buy it .
A type of bourbon that comes in a fat grenade looking bottle. Once you finish that shit you can toss that bottle at an object and it will explode like a grenade.
A type of rare bourbon that makes rich snobs and connoisseur act like assholes in line at the store when you are trying to buy it .
Example:
Man bro all dems Blanton’s are sold out everywhere .
Hey bro let me gets a shot of dat Blantons
Man bro all dems Blanton’s are sold out everywhere .
Hey bro let me gets a shot of dat Blantons