charmander

the act of lighting a woman's asshole on fire and then licking it



charmander
A red Pokemon, one of the first on the earlier TV series. Has a flame on it's tail, which can be put out to murder the beast. Has a whiny voice. Completely uselss until it turns into charizard.
Example:
trainer: Go charmander! breathe fire!
Charmander: *whine* charmander char!


charmander
A small red Pokemon with fire out of its tail. Has a whiny voice and is utterly useless until it changes into that dragon.
Example:
Ash: Go charmander, breath fire!
Cha: *whine* charmander char!


Charmander
The entity of brick-shitting amazingness. It is an orange f*cking dinosaur with Fire on its tail. It can breathe fire, slash rocks to death with steel-claws and pretty much beat your shit. Do not mess with charmander. Do NOT mess with charmander.
Example:
Guy #1 - What was that?
Guy #2 - I think it was a Charmander!
Guy #1 - OH. TITS!


Charmander
Even the newborns have flaming tails. Unfamiliar with fire, babies are said to accidentally burn themselves. The flame on its tail show the strength of its life force. If it is weak, the flame also burns weakly. If it is healthy, the flame burns brightly. Obviously prefers hot places. When it rains, steam is said to spout from the tip of its tail.
Example:
I love you Charmander!


Charmander
Charmander is a popular Pokemon in the anime and manga series Pokemon, as well as the Pokemon games...

Charmander is the preferred starter pokemon in Gen 1.

Charmander is the first form of his evolution line...

Charmander->Charmeleon->Charizard

Pokedex: From the time is born, a flame burns at the tip of its tail. Its life would end if the flame were to go out.
Example:
Jim: Hey what starter pokemon did you choose? I chose charmander!

Joey:I chose rattata, it's like in the top % of rattata...

Jim:Hey! ... You like my shorts?


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