rowin

the best person you will ever meet times ten. sometimes he can be seen sporting a thick, reddish brown but mostly brown lumberjack beard, sometimes he is clean shaven, usually somewhere between the two. the sweetest eyes and cutest smile. he is definitely a looker. Rowin is good in the sack, once you get with a Rowin you might as well stop where you're at because guaranteed you are having the best sex of your life. he has a big heart, and will fall for you too quick for his own good, but this is okay because you too will find yourself completely head over heels for him. Rowin is the most irresistible person you will ever meet.



Rowin The Boat
When one or more people sticks their hands out the window of a vehicle and simulates rowing a boat with an oar. It is a hilarious way of teasing people who are driving slower than they should.
Example:
Your driving 55 in a 45 and you pass another driver that is doing 40. The passenger sticks his arms out the window and starts Rowin The Boat.


The Rowin Pirate
Unlike the name alludes to, this Pirate has no oar or boat. This is a physical state when one's smile keeps getting bigger and bigger until there is no more room left on their face to possibly keep both eyes open. This condition can normally be found when consuming large amounts of alcohol beginning early in the day and naturally will end that night with only one eye open like a pirate. Long term affects consist of face cramps, permanent eye deformation, temporary paralysis, mouth expansion, and permanent Joker type smiles.
Example:
Look! The Rowin Pirate is out again.


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