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2 seconds

From the great stoner movie "Shawn of the Dead."2 seconds is the theoretical time it takes to do something totally unnesecary or dumb.

2 seconds

by Pants69 on Feb 19, 2007 13:06:23

When somebody is doing something undesirable or acting like an idiot they have 2 seconds to stop what they are doing. Commonly used along with "Yoo K".

Example:
You: "Jakie, get off the comp."
Jackie: "I can't I'm running MC"
You: "Yoo K, 2 seconds...."

2 Seconds

by Staifreak on Jun 23, 2018 09:04:04

The code you use so as not to get caught when you see a really hot girl and need to alert your buddy.

Example:
2 seconds...
Ah yeah, thanks for the heads up, man, she’s awesome!

2 second rule

by chef t on Jul 31, 2006 13:30:47

Used in restaurant kitchens in terms of food dropped on the floor, if it is ownly on the floor for a loose "2 SC" it's still ok to serve to the guest.

Example:
"Holy shit, did you see me drop that steak?"
"Your good, ya got it within the 2 second rule."

2 second charlie

by Thob on Oct 04, 2009 15:32:25

An expression used during/or referring to sex when a man ejaculates very quickly

Example:
"Dude I wanna go after Nina, but I haven't been laid in a while. I need some practise before her, otherwise I'm gonna be 2 second charlie."

2 Second Frencher

by SarahTurdleDurd on Mar 12, 2009 01:44:55

A really quick Blow Job. Europeans are very active, busy people who sometimes want the pleasure but don't have the time. Time doesn't limit the enjoyment so the giver must be skilled to deliver the same amount of titillation. Romantic, not sleazy.

Example:
Pierre, before you run off for work at the baguette bakery, would you like a 2 Second Frencher?

Oui!

2 second pumper

by THEword 14 on Sep 30, 2016 01:52:10

When you have sex
With a girl and you cum after like 3 seconds worth of humping.

Example:
My bf is such a "2 second pumper"

2 second tony

by N1ck_the_d1ck on Nov 28, 2015 15:20:41

Someone who ejaculates after only 2 seconds of sex.

Example:
Oh my god, he's a 2 second Tony.

2 Second Scramble

by GDrizzle on May 11, 2011 10:32:01

When you are jerkin' it to porn or just in bed with some clean up items around you and you hear someone coming so you have only seconds to cover yourself up and hide any incriminating evidence.

Example:
Dude last night I was in bed whackin' off to the thought of Ben's mom when I heard my dad knock on the door and had to pull of a daring 2 second scramble.

Oh man, I was watching some sweet porn on the computer last night when I didn't hear my mom come into the room, she came around the corner and I had to 2 second scramble to cover up and stomp the power strip button to 'off' just in time. "What mom, Idk what happened, the computer just shut off. Weird"

2-second fight

by youngleftyguy on Mar 09, 2021 10:21:12

Alternative spelling of two-second fight

Example:
An idiot picked a street fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a 2-second fight.

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