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acquire

v. Highly technical military term, meaning "to steal." Generally used in an operational setting. Stolen resources are typically the spoils of pilfering another unit's equipment.

acquire

by Gloone on May 16, 2011 00:53:06

steal

Example:
police: so, where exactly did you get (piece of expensive software / movie / album / any and every type of modern media / gold bullion / etc.) from?

you: why, i 'acquired' it from a 'reputable' 'vendor', sir!

police: okay, move along

you: trollface.png

acquired

by Lesbian Sarah on Dec 16, 2007 19:14:00

When you give your self or someone else a gift that was not paid for.

Example:
"Hey i got you something"
"Aw, from where?"
"well I acquired it"

acquiring

by L A Odicean on Dec 18, 2011 16:55:15

The correct spelling of a word that your 'dictionary' spells as 'aquiring'.

Example:
Acquiring credibility as a dictionary is difficult if words within the dictionary are misspelt.

tactically acquire

by Kreator89 on Feb 08, 2010 06:43:53

A term used to describe the act of stealthily obtaining items or gear you need. Only true ninjas are capable of tactically acquiring shit.

Example:
*Knifehand* Go tactically acquire some toilet paper, I don't have time to walk all the way over to the px and I don't want to bathe after I take a shit, you understand me?

acquired taste

by Midi4n on Jan 07, 2007 23:55:59

Another way of saying "this stuff is shit but you'll get used to it".

Example:
Guy 1: This moonshine tastes like shit
Guy 2: It's an acquired taste

Guy 1: Scat porn is shitty.
Guy 2: It's an acquired taste

Acquired Toxicity

by Lalari on Apr 28, 2021 15:33:12

It is a behavior that is learned over a period of time, which cannot be unlearnt because it is imbibed in one's personality.

Example:
My friend couldn't date Samuel because he apparent acquired toxicity from his previous relationship.

I acquired it

by Petey Nelsom on Oct 11, 2007 06:22:01

A phrase used when a person without the necessary means comes into possession of an expensive or rare item. The "acquired" is usually drawn out to denote the metaphorical use of the word.

Example:
Dude where'd you get that cell phone?
I acquired it.

legally acquire

by Shay Guy on Sep 16, 2009 10:46:28

To torrent something or download it using another unauthorized peer-to-peer service.

Example:
When you ask where you can get Eden of the East, do you mean where to legally acquire it, or where to, uh, "legally acquire" it?

acquired scrotum?

by Scrotometer #5 on Sep 30, 2006 19:30:46

the long, technical way to ask someone if they've:
"Got scrote?

Example:
"Acquired Scrotum?"
"Damn straight I got scrote!"

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