Craftsman

A maker of tools. To call someone a Craftsman is equal to calling them a terrible parent.



Craftsman
A guy that is a total dick. No matter the time or place, he always seems to be the biggest dick in the room. Tool. A craftsman is guaranteed to be a "tool" for life.
Example:
Man, did you see Bob during that meeting with the boss. He is such a craftsman.


Craftsman
Someone who's a tool for life. A play off the lifetime warranty of Craftsman tools.
Example:
Bob: I can't believe Mark forgot to pay his rent on time again. That's like the 5th time this year.

Me: Not really a surprise, though.

Bob: Why's that?

Me: The dude's a Craftsman.

Bob: Touche, salesman. Touche.


The Craftsman
When you open the drawer of someone's toolbox and fart in it. Then closing it for them to find the next time they reach for a tool. As it will permeate the entire toolbox.
Example:
When he wasn't looking I left him the Craftsman to enjoy after I walk away.


Captain Craftsman
The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.
Example:
Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!


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