Cretin
by Miranda Hart on Feb 03, 2015 01:04:35
A disgusting human, in every way
physically possible. Often a person who attempts to make jokes at other people to
hide his true inside feelings of
rejection.
Example:
Jonny was a
cretin, everyone at work knew he was a cretin. It's the only word to fit his truly
rejected personaity.
Cretin
by cavacavacavacava on Jul 02, 2011 23:22:33
A word derived from
the French slang term 'crétin' (/kʀ
etɛ̃/) roughly translated as 'idiot' although in reality is often used in a more offensive way. It may also mean 'geek' in the context of
the French language but is not used in this way in English.
Cretin
by A secret to everybody. on Oct 13, 2008 09:46:25
Example:
Shootings,
Dead beat parents, Shallowness, Doomsayers,religious and/or political freaks, "
Chicken littles" (
the sky is falling!), "Disaster Victims" ( Life can really suck, find the strength to endure!), The prejudice ( be who you want to be), Over opinionated hypocrites ( like me ). Are examples of cretins
Cretin
by mlad on Aug 16, 2009 10:15:55
A word to use the people in the world who are monstrously retarded, unintelligent, vile, pathetic, greasy, crusty, dumb, sometimes fat, unfortunately
untalented, and all around awful in every possible way that is imaginable to the point that not even
Jesus can save them. Cretins, by definition, suffer from "cretinism" and can be described as "
cretinous." Specific cretins are actually recognized by the medical community as cretins with an official MD Grant of Cretinism - which is rare.
Example:
Normal Person #1: Look at that monstrously retarded, unintelligent, vile, pathetic, greasy, crusty, dumb, fat, unfortunately untalented, and all around
awful person.
Normal Person #2: Yeah, it must be
cretin.
*cretin turns towards the normal people*
Cretin: AFSDFDFSKPOEMOOADDJFSFSDUFSOKDFOPFSFS!!!?!?@ IM A
CRETIN I SUCK SO MUCH BALLS AHH IM A CRETIN AHH!
Cretin
by Megan Price on Oct 07, 2015 04:25:12
The lowest form of humanity. A person that is
a waste of air. A person who is lazy and doesn't
contribute anything to society. Someone who kills
the mood and is a hoe to their friends.
Cretin
by Alfonso T. Watt on May 12, 2010 11:44:54
A completely irrelevant mope of a douchebag. Cretins possess exceptionally low intelligence and street smarts, are aroused by bathroom humour and above all love to play idiotic practical jokes. A cretin is generally
reared in either a rural or suburban setting and therefore lacks many
social graces necessary for sexy urban life. A cretin left to it's own devices eventually implodes in on itself. Cretins require excessive amounts of ritalin and/or Flintstones
chewable vitamins. Finally they tend to respond to the name Dave.
Example:
That fucktard Dave is such a
cretin. He put
gunpowder in all the ashtrays at the kegger over at
the Cardinal Apartments last night. What a douchebag.