slow cooking

Misleading a person who is a bit slow and making them they think they are going on a date when they are not. Usually done as a way to mock and shame the victim publicly.



Slow Cook
To tie a girl down and use a vibrator for a specific amount of time (depending on recipe). then once cooked and quivering, eating her like pork ribs.
Example:
Oh you're kinky huh? Too easy, I'll slow cook you like it's Thanksgiving.


Slow cooking
When your make your masturbation session last a few hours by lighting candles and putting on a softcore video to make it last. Occasionally one may start a roast in a crockpot to enjoy after the session.
Example:
"I've got a few hours before my parents are home. Might as well start slow cooking"


Slow cooked Clam chowder
Before heading to the bed for time with your women, you make the conscious decision to take a spoon up with.. proceed with intercourse.. When you slam a fat load deep in to your female friends axe wound, instead of her heading to the bathroom she just falls asleep like in the movies, allowing your semen to really mature in flavour and texture over night. Next morning wake her up with a spoonful of freshly cooked Clam chowder for her to taste, if the flavour is strong and the texture is lumpy jobs a gooden it's time to collect the rest in Tupperware and let your friends and colleagues enjoy some at work. After all, sharing is caring
Example:
Tom: what you up to tonight?

James: Think I'm gonna make me some slow cooked Clam chowder!

Tom: ooooo my man ! Make sure you bring some in for the boys tomorow

James: there's gonna be loads to go round mate, I been blue balling for 2 weeks !

Tom: you always know how make it the way I like dude.


slow-cooked corn chili
It's when you take a shit and find whole bits of corn staring back at you. An especially chuncky turd filled with corn -- in theory, slow-cooked XXX chili could be replaced where XXX = peanuts, twizzlers, peas, etc.
Example:
After drinking 13 PBR's, I tried pushing a fart out but instead got a load of slow-cooked corn chili in my underwear.


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