slow cooking
Misleading a person who is a bit slow and making them they think they are
going on a date when they are not. Usually done as a way to
mock and shame the victim publicly.
Slow cooking
by qeoj bjb on Mar 31, 2016 23:45:17
When your make your masturbation session last a few hours by lighting
candles and putting on a
softcore video to make it last. Occasionally one may start a roast in a
crockpot to enjoy after the session.
Slow cooked Clam chowder
by Hornyharts on Feb 02, 2020 02:14:31
Before heading to the bed for time with your women, you make the conscious decision to take a spoon up with.. proceed with intercourse.. When you slam a fat load deep in to your female friends
axe wound, instead of her heading to the bathroom she just falls asleep like in the movies, allowing your semen to really mature in flavour and texture over night. Next morning wake her up with a spoonful of freshly cooked Clam chowder for her to taste, if the flavour is strong and the texture is lumpy jobs a
gooden it's time to collect the rest in Tupperware and let your friends and colleagues enjoy some at work. After all,
sharing is caring
Example:
Tom: what you up to tonight?
James: Think I'm gonna make me some
slow cooked Clam chowder!
Tom: ooooo my man ! Make sure you bring some in for the boys
tomorow
James: there's gonna be loads to go round mate, I been
blue balling for 2 weeks !
Tom: you always know how make it the way I like dude.
slow-cooked corn chili
by donkeykongdick on Dec 23, 2007 08:30:06
It's when you take a shit and find whole bits of corn staring back at you. An especially
chuncky turd filled with corn -- in theory, slow-cooked XXX chili could be replaced where XXX = peanuts,
twizzlers, peas, etc.
Example:
After drinking 13
PBR's, I tried
pushing a fart out but instead got a load of slow-cooked corn chili in my underwear.