Crouch's

Refers to a group of douches. It is a portmanteau of the words crew and douche. A douche crew.



Crouch
What an inmate in prison should do when and if they drop the soap in the shower.

If you bend over, you're practically asking for it. So be smart.

CROUCH
Example:
John crouched down to pick up soap he dropped one time, and none of the inmates could get their sorry VD infested penises in John's anus.


crouching
Example:
Gamer1: Hey did you see pappy? He was crouching soooooo hard!

Gamer1: Hey why is true afk?
Gamer2: He's probably crouching.


CROUCH
A couch bought from IKEA that is no more than 1 foot off the ground.

Example:
Damn this crouch, I can't see the tv now because my knees are in the way.

I have to bend down to sit on the crouch.

Is that a dogbed or your crouch?




The Crouch
To do "The Crouch" is to do a version of the robot dance. It got it's name following it's use by the professional footballer (soccer player for all you yanks) Peter Crouch who has taken it as his trademark goal celebration. What makes it different to the robot and has given it cult appeal is the size of Peter Crouch. The player is 6,6" tall and very slim so when he does the dance it makes for extra commical effect.
Example:
"When Crouch scored last night did you notice everyone in the pub doing The Crouch too?"


Crouch
To crush couch. AKA the act of sitting/laying/napping/molesting/being on a couch for an extended period of time. See also: Dave Rector
Example:
EX1: Person 1: "What are you doin Dave?"
Dave: "Nothin, just crouchin at the house, youtubin hightops nintendo."
EX2: Dave: "I can't wait to get off work so I can get home and crouch."


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