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crouched

Refers to a group of douches. It is a portmanteau of the words crew and douche. A douche crew.

Crouch

by Mr.Sacman on Jun 07, 2009 01:21:25

What an inmate in prison should do when and if they drop the soap in the shower.

If you bend over, you're practically asking for it. So be smart.

CROUCH

Example:
John crouched down to pick up soap he dropped one time, and none of the inmates could get their sorry VD infested penises in John's anus.

crouching

by Gatman94 on Jan 03, 2011 04:09:51

A gaming slang term for masturbation.

Example:
Gamer1: Hey did you see pappy? He was crouching soooooo hard!

Gamer1: Hey why is true afk?
Gamer2: He's probably crouching.

CROUCH

by Kellibaby on Oct 06, 2008 02:50:02

A couch bought from IKEA that is no more than 1 foot off the ground.

Example:
Damn this crouch, I can't see the tv now because my knees are in the way.

I have to bend down to sit on the crouch.

Is that a dogbed or your crouch?

The Crouch

by DeadlyDave on Jun 14, 2006 02:48:28

To do "The Crouch" is to do a version of the robot dance. It got it's name following it's use by the professional footballer (soccer player for all you yanks) Peter Crouch who has taken it as his trademark goal celebration. What makes it different to the robot and has given it cult appeal is the size of Peter Crouch. The player is 6,6" tall and very slim so when he does the dance it makes for extra commical effect.

Example:
"When Crouch scored last night did you notice everyone in the pub doing The Crouch too?"

Crouch

by Andros_Z on Feb 09, 2010 01:59:16

What you call your crotch when sitting on a couch. Sofas and love-seats also fall into the category of a couch.

Example:
Be careful where you toss that remote, you almost hit me in my crouch.

Crouch

by fr3sh on Sep 12, 2006 16:57:00

The region between anus and testicles

Example:
My Crouch itches.
Ima scratch my crouch
She kicked me in the crouch

Crouch

by csmitten on Feb 16, 2009 14:14:49

To crush couch. AKA the act of sitting/laying/napping/molesting/being on a couch for an extended period of time. See also: Dave Rector

Example:
EX1: Person 1: "What are you doin Dave?"
Dave: "Nothin, just crouchin at the house, youtubin hightops nintendo."
EX2: Dave: "I can't wait to get off work so I can get home and crouch."

Crouch

by Twerkalator on Jun 06, 2005 13:27:52

1. The ebonics name for groinal area that rhymes with the word "couch".
2. Ghetto name of the groin/seat area of pants.

Example:
In the Ying Yang Twin's song "by myself" -

"But when I'm sitting on the couch, she keep me saying ouch, cuz she grabbin on my crouch"

crouch

by gert mandem on Mar 07, 2007 06:47:40

derogatory term used to insult someones excess height or likeness to the footballer peter crouch.

Example:
'yo pils is such a crouch'

'Jay stop crouching around you lanky fuck'

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