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Cuntus

Affectionate use of the good old 'C' word. Used for friends when you cant be bothered with their name.

cuntus

by scodder on Jun 18, 2010 05:12:24

Cuntus is the technical and medical term for "poontang".

Sometimes referred to as "cuntus deliciosus".

Example:
"May I insert my reproductive appendage into your cuntus?" asked Barlow after some heavy petting.

"Why, indubitably," responded Suzie, spreading her delicious hams.

cuntus maximus

by TCgossip on Aug 03, 2007 21:54:24

A variation of the word cunt. Can be used when you want to sound more sophisticated when using what is arguably the most offensive term know to the language.
It makes use of sounding a bit latin, when in reality it can be deciphered as calling someone a massive cunt, big cunt, or of someone being such a cunt, that they could not be more of a cunt if they tried.

Example:
for example, " look at ian, cuntus maximus if you ask me

Cuntus Maximus

by CuntusMaximus on Dec 23, 2015 08:19:03

A word commonly used by the Ancient Romans to simply inform someone that they are a cunt

Example:
Roman 1: I shall defeat you when we fight in the arena!
Roman 2: oh fuck off you Cuntus Maximus

Cuntus pixilarus

by nma12345 on Jul 13, 2010 09:50:17

A condition that seems to affect mainly Asian porn starswhere their genitalia takes on a pixilated appearance.

Example:
Guy 1: Dude, did you see that asian girl's vajayjay?

Guy 2: Yeah, I know. She must be suffering from cuntus pixilarus.

Guy 1: At least you can't see the va-jay-jam.

cuntus mc fuck

by b_rent on Nov 10, 2007 16:42:20

a person or thing that is being more then just a normal cunt.

Example:
levo why are you being such a cuntus mc fuck

Cuntus

by Fatso_the_big_arsed_wombat on Nov 25, 2023 17:11:37

Australia's National Airline Carrier - once owned by the people, now privatised.

Example:
I am such a cunt, I think I will fly Cuntus this holiday. Afterall, only cunts fly Cuntus - it is our Airline.

Cuntus Puntus

by Phil D. Therstan on Apr 24, 2010 04:42:58

When a woman deceives a man, because she is nothing but a grade a whore. She kicks him to the curb hardcore.

Example:
British Man: Man, she really just gave you the cold shoulder, then out of her life.
German Man: Ya, she gave my zi old cuntus puntus!

cuntus ejectus

by GuttandTag on Aug 11, 2023 18:00:36

noun: pig-latin for "birthday"

Example:
Happy cuntus ejectus Kelvin! How many years has it been since you travelled down the canal for smack?

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