Carp
by TheDevilInside on Nov 04, 2012 02:28:35
Carp
A troll who jumps into a conversation without understanding the original topic and going completely
off topic from the original intent of a statement. The person can also be described as performing the act of
carping.
Where a Troll is derived from the act of trolling for fish, a
carp is is derived from the Asian Carp jumping into the boat on their own.
Example:
I
blogged a piece on how people's backgrounds influence their decisions but a
carp showed up and went completely
off topic.
Carp
by Dropkick Johnny on Sep 11, 2009 03:10:54
A Trashy
Heavyset or Thick woman.
Often found lurking in bars; near or around
closing time, usually very easy to pick up, but can also become very angry or violent when in groups.
DO NOT APPROACH IF THEY ARE SWIMMING IN PACKS.
They like to eat lots of
bar grub, tend to be chain Smokers and consumers of cheap beer.
Carp
by JMHO on May 20, 2020 19:16:03
Depending upon the narrative, and other context, its to describe the norm /
crapfest, and even of a person being
querulous, for the most part, at which you don't need constantly. Likewise, it serves as an anagram for
fishpaste from schools of bass-turds; the kind of primitive nature, resulting what pain or a drag it seems whenever a certain somebody does the unnecessary.
Example:
(distant grumbling in background) (
Plankton's thoughts): "ARGH!! Why must I deal with these
barnacles, inferior beyond my standard." "From Karen, the Goofy Goobers, the squid and worse of all:
KRABS!!) *SIGH* What a load of carp. Everyone in a mile radius: Plankton!! Plankton: Heh-Heh! Words speak out then actions, right? no. No! NOO! Not the face!!
Carp
by G-ZOD on Mar 11, 2008 02:56:57
Nickname of Hiro Nakamura, a character in the popular TV show, "HEROES." The name was given to him by
Takezo Kensei/Adam Monroe because he said that Hiro's face reminds him of a
carp's.
Carp
by Quonsky on Jul 16, 2015 10:18:34
To "carp" a quest, or raid. Similar to
piking, where a person does nothing yet receives the reward. First coined by "Tha
High Council", on
DDO Server Ghallanda.
Example:
Teezel (Rogue)- "Wow, Quonsky
carped this whole quest again."
Petraeon (
Paladin)- "Yeah, she's a real
carper."