Cutting the cake

A colloquial term commonly used to refer to masturbation , jacking off,



cut some cake
To say "Ok, Let's cut some cake" and then immediately, and in slow motion say, "Cut some cake". To properly cut some cake, one must hold a cake knife and be able to alter time into a slow-motion state to repeat one's self. Vomitting upon the cake is mandatory.
Example:
Okay, Let's cut some cake... cccuuuttt sssooommmeee cccaaakkkeee.


cut like kids cake
When you “cut” (aka exit or leave) in a quick, smooth, or easy fashion, like a grocery store birthday cake for a kids birthday party. Often used to refer to a friend with benefits or other not-serious sexual partner leaving soon afterwards instead of staying over or going out together. Referenced in the song “Recognize” by PARTYNEXTDOOR feat. Drake
Example:
When I hit you at your condo real late
Check the scene to see if you straight
Then cut like kids cake


Cut the cake
To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.
Example:
Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”

Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”


Cut the cake
To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.
Example:
Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.” Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”


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