(N.) A horrible, horrible Documentary Reality Show starring
Bubble Blonde Jessica Simpson and Singing Country Hick,
Nick Lachey. Don't watch this show though, as it's horrifically bad.
"Last Time on 'Newlyweds,' Nick fought a bunch of
Bumblebees and then took a nap, while Jessica discovered she had a Belly Button and then lost her train of thought and started drooling like a vegetable for ten minutes. So don't miss the next episode of 'Newlyweds,' right here only on MTV. Where Intelligence has no place and Music Stars are greater than GOD!"
Example:
Infamous Jessica-syncrosies.
Chicken of the Sea. Tuna or Chicken?
Rigor Mortis. What's dat?
Buffalo Wings. Yuuech! I don't wanna eat the wings of a Buffalo!
Tomorrow, I'll be 24. That's almost 25, which is almost
mid-twenties.