Dutch Convection Oven
Like a Dutch Oven, only you lift the blankets sightly under their chin while raising then lowering your legs. The fart rushes out - directly into the face of the joyous receipient.
Example:
Girlfriend: "What happened? I just woke up in a pile of my puke..."
Boyfriend: "I gave you a Dutch Convection Oven... go make me a sandwich"
Girlfriend: "What happened? I just woke up in a pile of my puke..."
Boyfriend: "I gave you a Dutch Convection Oven... go make me a sandwich"