Berni
Awesome, amazing, likes blanket
forts. Can often be seen displaying a dopey smile. If approached, make sure to wear lots of
bubble wrap as this creature is prone to biting and gets distracted by the popping. Giggles uncontrollably when tamed and will often giggle harder at it's own giggling. Mood is contagious, resulting in multiple cases of over-active hyper behaviour. Is also very cute and huggable. Diet includes: Chocolate paddlepops, and more chocolate paddlepops. If creature appears aggressive, throw cats at it; this will calm the creature and leave you with at least 5 seconds to run away. Or play
Evanescence.
Bernied
by Gravitas Lost on May 06, 2023 12:15:08
To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of
autonomy.
Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the
titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly
japes whilst being deceased.
Bernies
by henrytheeighth on Dec 16, 2013 09:02:09
Bernie
by Girly2737 on Sep 11, 2019 01:36:01
A very rebellious guy, only makes his own time with music, once he's comfortable with someone he loves he'll show his real self he may seem act rude but deep down he's a really good person just hurt When your with
a bernie You have to be faithful and loyal and always be there for him physically when he's struggling, his love is the best kind of love you can ever get, love him show him you care that's all he ever looks for he'll protect you and his love will
be real
He's perfect from the outside and inside
No
guy like him exists
The bernie
by ItsJakeYo on Aug 20, 2011 12:10:22
A relatively bad ass and easy dance to do (based on the 80's movie
Weekend at Bernies) where all you do is
lean back, put your head up ("like you gettin a
nosebleed") and wiggle your arms around
Bernied
by Richard Ponce on Dec 31, 2004 06:00:10
Drunk This word derives from the act of being so drunk that you are
incapacitated to the point that you are
helpless and need
assistance from friends in order to move.
Example:
The movie
Weekend at Bernie's is the prime example of this word. Althogh
Bernie Lomax was dead he was still livin it up. He even
plugged some broad when he was "Bernied." His action is a perfect example of what does/could/sometimes happen when severely intoxicated
Bernie
by nasendusch on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20
Slang for
cocaine. Mainly used as
code to
determine if cocaine will be present at specified future event. Also known to be substituted with 'Joe'.
Example:
"Yo, that party you're going to
throw tonight? Is Bernie going to
be there?"
"
Yeah man, Bernie will definitely be there tonight."
bernie
by NADAANTHENDOFDREAMS on May 04, 2010 02:05:29
Example:
nat: Dude see that dead green rotting pussy over there..it's
a bernie :|
there goes the end of my
wet dream
Bernie
by The 0 Jackel 0 on Aug 10, 2013 02:37:31
Sending information late, taking last
second to do anything. being lazy, like weekend at
bernie`s, only works on his own time with music,.
Berny
by WordWizardRYM on Dec 20, 2016 09:16:02
The best of all of the male human species. Works tirelessly and plays hard. Would move
Heaven and Hell to ensure his family is safe and feels loved.
Berny's are amazingly handsome and gentle lovers. They are
quick to learn how to parent and are kind to animals. Every man should aspire to be a Berny.