Detroit red wings

An amazing fucking hockey team that hadnt not been to the playoffs in so long i dont remember and being one of the only good pro sports teams in michigan besides pistons back in like 04 and tigers every once and awhile to suddenly going to shit around 2016...#RipPlayoffStreak #RipDetroitProSports



Detroit Red Wings
This team is possibly the most loved and hated team in the NHL, but their only hated because they have more Stanley Cups than any other American team. So anyone who thinks they suck or have cocky fans can shut their pathetic mouths because they obviously don't know true hockey. They've won 11 cups, and not to mention have been in the playoffs for 20 straight years. Wanna know how difficult that is? Ask Chicago.
Example:
Chicago fan: "The Detroit Red Wings fans are so cocky."

Detroit fan: "Only 'cause we win. You can't spell Red Wings without WIN."


Detroit Red Wings
Ten Time Stanley Cup Champion:

1936-37
1943
1950
1952
1954-55
1997-98
2002

A team that is well known for the " feast or famine " persona.

Has lost to the Western Conference Champion three times in a row:

Anaheim Mighty Ducks, 2003, Calgary Flames, 2004, Edmonton Oilers, 2006
All three times before reaching the 3rd Round.

The Red Wings have gone on to win the Stanley Cup every time since 1997 after reaching the Conference Finals.

Always a great Stanley Cup Contender.
Example:
" Go Wings Go! "

" The Detroit Red Wings are going to kill Colorado "


Detroit Red Wings
One of the great American hockey teams with 11 cups under their belt and 20 strait playoff runs, this is a prestigious team. Mostly hated due to butthurt newfriends, who are mad because their Chicago Blackhawks got beat by the Red Wings again, or because the Red Wings are at the top of the Central-Division and their team isn't.
Example:
RW fan: Yeah The Detroit Red Wings won again!

Butthurt newfriend: oh they suck because all there fans are bandwaggoners.

RW fan: right -_- thats why your team is 10-18


Detroit Red Wings
They are better then your hockey team. Est 1926
Steve Yzerman, Gordie Howe, Nickolas Lidstrom, chris osgood

A NHL hockey team proven to be the best ever.
Example:
"Whose your favorite NHL team?"

"it doesn't matter because the Detroit Red Wings are better then them"


Detroit Red wings
Perhaps the best american hockey team to win more cups then any other american can. they had 6, 1 Terry Sawchuk,
7 Ted Lindsay, 9 Gordie Howe, 10 Alex Delvecchio, 12 Sid Abel, and 19 Steve Yzerman. they have a 19 playoff streak
going to 20. the sad part about this team is thier cocky fans
Example:
Al: "Hey watch the Detroit Red wings last nite"

Mike: "Yeah and it was brutol"


The Detroit Red Wing
Forewarning; this only works while your lady is on the rag, do not try unless there is something fucked in your head. When getting some head from your woman and you start to cum you scream out "GOAL!", then you pull out a hockey puck and knock her two front teeth out. Then with a firm grip you yank out her tampon and place it in the newly formed tooth gap.
Example:
Did yah here ole Henry gave his wife The Detroit Red Wing and ended up in the slammer again.


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