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A neverending puzzle game made originally for sega's 16bit arcade hardware and ported to the Megadrive.Was later ported to the 8bit Master System but the less said about that the better.Often wrongly referred to as a "tetris clone" as the gameplay is completley different - colored gems must be aligned together to destroy them and prevent them filling the screen. Columns pwns Tetris' ass all night longThis was where the fun began, Without the arcade's timing system constantly badgering you for money you are free to start a game of colums and forfeit the rest of the day. The haunting music in your dreams for eternity.Eventually as the game speeds up the gems can be slowed by "dropping" them, but by this stage you aint blinked in an hour and the game seems to be playing itself any way.More adictive than crack; A truly great game.Is basically a metaphor for life, but I aint got time to explainA universal excuse for not doing something.



columnizing
Relating to making into columns.
Example:
Flash's TLF Library makes columnizing text awesomely easy.


Column FU
The Default title of column “FU” in every Excel spreadsheet should be the name of your office a-hole. In our office, Mike is the hands down winner...
Example:
Everyone in our office changed Column FU in their Excel spreadsheets to “Mike”. That way when Mike is being really annoying in a meeting or conference call you can scroll over to bring that up on your screen. Even better if you are presenting...


fifth column
A group within a state that attempts to subvert and weaken the state in order to assist an enemy. First used during the Spanish Civil War.
Example:
The characterization of leftists in the United States as a Communist 'fifth column' by the McCarthyist witchhunters survives today in post-9/11 America; only now Arabs and Muslims are blacklisted.


hot column
When you're having sex and you suddenly get that hot column of air from a stanky vagina that singes the nostrils.
Example:
"Dude I was poundin that shit out and totally got hot columned!"


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