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A neverending puzzle game made originally for sega's 16bit arcade hardware and ported to the Megadrive.Was later ported to the 8bit Master System but the less said about that the better.Often wrongly referred to as a "tetris clone" as the gameplay is completley different - colored gems must be aligned together to destroy them and prevent them filling the screen. Columns pwns Tetris' ass all night longThis was where the fun began, Without the arcade's timing system constantly badgering you for money you are free to start a game of colums and forfeit the rest of the day. The haunting music in your dreams for eternity.Eventually as the game speeds up the gems can be slowed by "dropping" them, but by this stage you aint blinked in an hour and the game seems to be playing itself any way.More adictive than crack; A truly great game.Is basically a metaphor for life, but I aint got time to explainA universal excuse for not doing something.

columnizing

by kirupac on May 04, 2011 12:40:23

Relating to making into columns.

Example:
Flash's TLF Library makes columnizing text awesomely easy.

Column FU

by Poway Guy on Nov 14, 2017 23:51:27

The Default title of column “FU” in every Excel spreadsheet should be the name of your office a-hole. In our office, Mike is the hands down winner...

Example:
Everyone in our office changed Column FU in their Excel spreadsheets to “Mike”. That way when Mike is being really annoying in a meeting or conference call you can scroll over to bring that up on your screen. Even better if you are presenting...

fifth column

by LudwigVan on Oct 02, 2004 02:26:33

A group within a state that attempts to subvert and weaken the state in order to assist an enemy. First used during the Spanish Civil War.

Example:
The characterization of leftists in the United States as a Communist 'fifth column' by the McCarthyist witchhunters survives today in post-9/11 America; only now Arabs and Muslims are blacklisted.

great column

by massivehorse on Apr 28, 2008 03:23:19

A man with a large or especially long penis.

Example:
"My girlfriend calls me 'The Great Column' because I have a massive horse cock."

hot column

by stoosh bag on Jan 23, 2010 06:48:50

When you're having sex and you suddenly get that hot column of air from a stanky vagina that singes the nostrils.

Example:
"Dude I was poundin that shit out and totally got hot columned!"

Stoner column

by Benjamin C. on Aug 28, 2006 11:11:44

A stoner column is a long growth of hair from the chin not atypical of male stoners. It is basically a goatee without the mustache.

Example:
That dude I smoked with at the party has a stoner column that goes down to his waist.

Turnip Column

by Turnip connoisseur on Oct 05, 2010 20:33:18

A large column comprised of turnips.

Example:
Look at that huge turnip column!

Nelson's Column

by RageofMarat on Sep 27, 2011 07:20:51

A euphemism for Admiral Horatio Nelson's penis.

Example:
The British chose to honor their fallen admiral by erecting a giant, stone column for him.

Nelson's column is a prominent feature in the London sky. (Also, in his pants.)

Russian Column

by DirtSticks on Mar 09, 2022 09:47:32

A clogged toilet usually consisting of stubbornly rigid, immovable turds.

Example:
Somebody call the janitor, we got a Russian column in stall 2.

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