gloaming
Both gloating and beaming at the same time; when a person's expression reveals both beaming in self-pride and gloating in an 'I-told-you-so' manner over the same subject.Gloaming
Example:
"The mist of May is in the gloaming
And all the clouds are holdin' still
So take me hand and let's go roamin'
through the heather on the hill."
--- "Heather on the Hill" from Brigadoon
"The mist of May is in the gloaming
And all the clouds are holdin' still
So take me hand and let's go roamin'
through the heather on the hill."
--- "Heather on the Hill" from Brigadoon
Gloaming
The act of breaking a glow stick, mixing the chemical with your jizz, and depositing it into your lovers vagina.
Baby Gloaming
In nature, a Morning’s Gloaming takes place at the exact moment the celestial sun emergences from out of its eastern horizon. Very few people see this birthing of a new day. It’s purported to strike a mesmerizing flash of emerald green light that is revealing of its own beauty and yet, seemingly resigned to disappearing just as quickly! In nature this mystery of a Morning’s Gloaming is meant to eternally take on just that purpose. This is not the given analogy for a Baby Gloaming!
In New Jersey child adoption law, – revised statute, N.J.S.A 9: 3-39 1 b, c - can process infant adoption in much the same way. There are those in the adoption industry who encourage this form of child procurement. We know it’s legally taking place, we just need to see the hidden injustice. These are the works of adoption agencies on the other side of a Baby Gloaming. In reality, this procedure is nothing short of a Soprano’s money laundering scheme! The only difference is that it is not the diapers being laundered. This infant could have been an Unknown Father’s son!
End note: If an adoptive parent falls under this Urban Dictionary’s definition for ‘Baby Glommer’ it is most assured that their colluding with practitioners of Baby Gloaming had transpired. I welcome your chance to dispute this definition of law as always.
In New Jersey child adoption law, – revised statute, N.J.S.A 9: 3-39 1 b, c - can process infant adoption in much the same way. There are those in the adoption industry who encourage this form of child procurement. We know it’s legally taking place, we just need to see the hidden injustice. These are the works of adoption agencies on the other side of a Baby Gloaming. In reality, this procedure is nothing short of a Soprano’s money laundering scheme! The only difference is that it is not the diapers being laundered. This infant could have been an Unknown Father’s son!
End note: If an adoptive parent falls under this Urban Dictionary’s definition for ‘Baby Glommer’ it is most assured that their colluding with practitioners of Baby Gloaming had transpired. I welcome your chance to dispute this definition of law as always.
Example:
The act of Baby Gloaming is to the State of New Jersey, the same as Money Laundering is to the Sopranos.
The act of Baby Gloaming is to the State of New Jersey, the same as Money Laundering is to the Sopranos.