discust
by bbarrie on May 29, 2009 12:22:29
1. (noun) A news story that you feel
compelled to share with your friends, especially one that is funny and/or gross.
2. (adj.) The most outrageous story you heard in a given period of time.
3. (noun) A news parody written to intentionally
mimic an actual example of
1 or 2.
Example:
"Did you see the discust about
the panda eating her baby?"
"The discust of the week had to be that story about about the Chinese dude who pretended to be talking the guy out of
jumping off the bridge, but pushed him instead."
"I thought the panda story was real, but it was just another discust."
DISCUSTING!!!
by stayinglav on tiktok xox bb😘😍 on Sep 22, 2020 02:46:33
This is used in a video where 2 children were filming a youtube video together and their mom comes in yelling ‘WHY DOES SOMEBODY NOT KNOW HOW TO
FLUSH THE TOILET AFTER A SHIT’ they proceeded to decline who did it and the mom says ‘WELL IT WAS
FOOKING ONE OF
YUS DISGUSTING!!!
Source: ‘who forgot to
flush the toilet after a shit’ on app youtube.
Example:
Girl 1: We gonna send Shurloid by Shurloid or Rebecca jean.
Girl 2: *nods head*
Girl 1: And don't forgot all the trouble we got into!
Mom: Why did somebody forgot to
flush the toilet after they’ve had a shit?!
Girl 2: It was not me!
Mom: Well it was
fooking one of
yus, DISCUSTING!!!
*awkward silence*