Diversion Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Diversion

A way to get people to focus on something else, such as when somebody wants to take people's attention away from similarities between their own country and a near-dictatorship and distract them with a story about a country overseas somewhere.

Diversion

by WithaK123 on Jan 12, 2011 08:32:04

A program created by the government to help "troubled teens" who find themselves in a position to getting a charge against them. to keep them "out of the court" the kids are accepted into a diversion program. Through the whole thing, the government, the teens and the parents waste a whole lot of time and whole of tax dollars, ameliorating absolutely nothing. When getting a ticket would have been a better option in the first place.

Example:
Teen #1: Dude, did you hear? That girl told us for denting mailboxes?
Teen #2: Oh, dont worry dude, we just got diversion.
Teen#1: OHHH NOOO!

Teen #3: Duuuude, im just gonna go to court, like a smart kid.

Diversion

by BOB OF SAGGET on Feb 19, 2010 08:45:19

A distraction.

Example:
Bob Sagget: Look up there! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a diversion!

Bob Faggot: Where?!

Diversion

by FluxCapacitor9 on Apr 01, 2009 07:47:33

facebook.com

Example:
facebook is the best diversion since myspace.

Diversion

by Hercolena Oliver on May 04, 2008 22:13:55

The official version of what really happened to Di

Example:
I have my suspicions regarding that Diversion. No, I bleave that Diversion, don't ye?

diversity

by andrew parker on Apr 01, 2008 01:34:01

Anyone other than a white guy.

Example:
Person 1: The dean says our campus needs diversity.
Person 2: Oh, you mean less white males?

Diversity

by Jack Klompus on May 18, 2016 19:19:22

Anybody and everybody as long as they are NOT Caucasian.

Example:
The NAACP is very diverse because of the low number of Caucasian members.

The NBA is very diverse because of all the black members.

The United Nations needs more diversity because there's too many white people.

Diversity

by Drunvahlo on Jan 16, 2015 13:32:59

This is the latest empty buzzword popular with lefties and feminists. It means lets get rid of the white guys first. Then we will get rid of the colored ones. We will replace them all with white women and, if any openings are left, with a few colored ones.

Example:
Everybody benefits when business promotes diversity.

Diversity

by yup2 on Apr 06, 2011 07:02:26

Diversity=Really rich white folk won't live here.

Example:
"The neighborhood is wonderful and so full of Diversity!"
Response, "So you mean the white people are leaving?"

diversity

by Mr. Incredible on Jan 13, 2005 04:54:16

An old, old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era to deliver large supplies of puréed walnuts from the South to the North. The walnuts were used as a replacement for toilet paper, due to the wartime shortage. Despite the volitile relationship between the two countries at the time, the North figured that it was more important to have a clean ass than to place an embargo on the South's nut shipments. The South figured,"Hell, we need the money".

Example:
There have been complaints from the authorities about a lack of diversity in the News Room.

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