Axl Rose

Axl Rose is a misunderstood person. He is amazing, he has an amazing voice, he's hot, and he is wise. For example, here is one of his quotes: "I am not God. But, if I was, 3/4 of the this world would be girls and the rest would be pizza and beer." Oh and by the way, don't p!ss him off:)



Axl Rose
Axl Rose, possibly one of the most colorful frontman in the world. Widly known for his angry attidue and outragous antics, but his passion towards his music and his need for perfectionsism that tore the original band up.
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Axl Rose, the only man who can sing high as a girl while still being the worlds biggest bad ass...


Axl Rose
The reason why Rock N Roll ain't for nice guys. he is the ultimate rock star, but as time moved on, he seemed to enjoy his house more than the rest of world. and getting him out of his malibu mansion ain't an easy job.
never the less and Rock N Roll god from the golden era of true rock... the world would be better with Axl putting out records and touring again.
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Estranged, Madagascar, The Blues, November Rain, Coma


Axl Rose
Victim of the one of the most gut-wrenchingly extreme cases of LSD (Lead Singer's Disease) in recorded history.

Axl Rose was the lead singer of the hard rock group Guns N' Roses during the mid '80s and early '90s. Following the release of GNRs debut album "Appetite for Destruction", the rapid increased in attention the band received caused a devastating expansion in Axl's ego that his tiny brain was unable to contain. A massive, never ending stream of inane bullshit began to spew from Axl’s mouth as he tried to relieve the growing pressure.

Eventually all other members of GNR left the band as they were fired or (gladly) quit in order to escape from the Axl Rose fag show. Axl then began a process of rapidly hiring and firing members of GNR as he desperately tried to maintain his delusion that GNR was still a legitimate band and that he was still in some way relevant. The name of GNRs album “Use Your Illusion” is a subliminal reference to this effort.

Technically, GNR never did disbanded and Axl has been working on the band's next album for the last 75 years or so. No one cares.
Example:
Man, it's hard to believe that Axl Rose once managed to get along with other human beings long enough to put out an album.


Axl Rose
1. Red-haired, volatile lead singer of the rock band Guns N' Roses. Back in the 80s he was good-looking, but now he's had Botox and cornrows and he looks terrible. However, he has an amazing voice and a talent for songwriting- he is responsible for some of the greatest rock songs of all time such as Sweet Child O' Mine and Paradise City. Became an arsehole and ruined a lot of people's memories of the band by carrying on without the other original members. Often turns up late to concerts, if he turns up at all, and has been recording the still unreleased album Chinese Democracy for ten years. Axl is known for his nasty temper and for being aggressive both physically and verbally, however, this may be due to the abuse he allegedly suffered during his childhood in Indiana. Has always had terrible dress sense, can't dance at all, but is still one of the best rock frontmen ever.

2. A person who has a massive ego and acts like a bit of a tit.

3. Any ginger person who brags about being in a band.

4. The Axl Dance: The act of dancing around on stage, holding a mike stand and swinging it about, almost knocking out a guitarist. Also a dance where your limbs are wobbly and going in all directions, done to any Guns N' Roses song but preferably Sweet Child O' Mine.
Example:
1. Damn, Axl Rose should just pull his finger out and release that album.

2. For fuck's sake, stop being such an Axl.

3. Look at him on that stage, who does he think he is, Axl Rose?

4. (Me and my matesat any party where GN'R get played)Axl dance!!! *dance like fools with wobbly legs*


Axl Rose
Insane guy from Guns n Roses. Was pretty good at doing what he did, and mostly keeps to himself nowadays.

Get over it, people. Maybe he wants a break. He's still the shit though. Who else records himself screwing a random chick and then plays it in the background of a song? Only Axl.
Example:
Listen to Rocket Queen on Appetite For Destruction and you'll know what I mean.


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