Do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?
It's an intensification of "what do you want, a cookie?" which shows lack of interest when someone tells something he considers very cool or amazing, mostly while showing off whith it.
For example, you can use it when you are down and someone thinks he has to tell you just NOW how happy and overjoyed he is.
For example, you can use it when you are down and someone thinks he has to tell you just NOW how happy and overjoyed he is.
Example:
(I am sad because my love is already assigned)
Annoying person: ...and I just kissed her! She requested me to bring her home and in front of her house she asked whether I wanted to see her stamp collction -haha- and of course I said yes- damn she's so friggin' hot- and then we went in and she took off her...
You: Hey, do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?
(I am sad because my love is already assigned)
Annoying person: ...and I just kissed her! She requested me to bring her home and in front of her house she asked whether I wanted to see her stamp collction -haha- and of course I said yes- damn she's so friggin' hot- and then we went in and she took off her...
You: Hey, do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?
What do you want, a cookie?
A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.
Example:
Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!
Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!
Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
Do you want a cookie?
When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.
Example:
Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
Do you want a cookie
When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"
Example:
Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
Do You Want a Cookie?
Example:
Micheal: “I found a rock!”
Rory: “So fucking cool.. Do You Want a Cookie?”
Micheal: “I love cookies!”
Rory: “….”
Micheal: “I found a rock!”
Rory: “So fucking cool.. Do You Want a Cookie?”
Micheal: “I love cookies!”
Rory: “….”