Duck Dynasty
Only the most amazing show
you will see on modern television, including many
ducks, and a giant
redneck family.
Duck Dynasty
by JARTAyMEDIA on Jan 17, 2016 12:37:49
One of many American shows that have contributed to the
slowing down of the
progression of man kind.
After only a minute of watching,
I experienced a deep desire to hate fuck each one of them in the mouth.
Moreover, it has scared my wife from conceiving children due to fear of the insane offsprings these hillybilly-redneck
hybrids might spawn.
Duck Dynasty
by CRenn on Sep 30, 2018 10:17:52
When multiple women and a man get together and rip pillows open, pull the
feathers out. Then
fuck in the pile of feathers.
Example:
"Bro..I just did
a Duck Dynasty last night with the girls from room
220."
Duck Dynasty
by InnocentBystander69 on Mar 28, 2014 07:16:51
A polygamist commune of
gay married homosexual men living as a
family unit. Know for their frequent gay orgies at which the grunting sounds of numerous men amid various
angry sex acts can sound like a flock of angry ducks.
Example:
1. Person 1: Have you seen Joe recently? Person 2: Didn't you hear? He married into that
duck dynasty out
in the desert.
2. The group of apes
grunting in unison sounded like a duck dynasty.
Duck dynasty
by FinnTheLight on Sep 11, 2013 10:01:10
The worst thing that ever happen to western civization. Not only is it a complete waste of ones unretrievable moments of life but it also lowers your I.Q. by
five points per episode watched. However, it is a great
litmus test for
fishing out morons.
Example:
Moron: Hey, did you hear what
Si said last night on
Duck Dynasty?
Nonmoron: No, I was busy watching a Feynman
lecture on YouTube.
Crusty Duck Dynasty
by Hammerpounding on Oct 27, 2014 03:40:43
The act of shaving your pubic hair along with the pubic hair of your buddies mixing the
freshly shaved pubic hair with multiple loads of semen and affixing the hairy
paste as a shitty beard to a passed out jerk while
judging and condemning him to hell.
Duck Dynasty Logic
by Nale Dixon on Dec 23, 2013 13:02:54
Saying any offensive thing you want and justifying it with religious beliefs/right to free speech. Popularized by Phil
Robertson of
Duck Dynasty for his anti-gay comments during and interview in
GQ magazine.
Example:
Comparing homosexuality to
bestiality and passing it off as religious beliefs. Duck Dynasty Logic.
'I think homosexuality is a step away from bestiality.'
'What the hell dude?'
'Don't get offended by
my opinion I have a right to
free speech and freedom of religious expression. Duck Dynasty Logic.'
Duck Dynasty (Duck Dy-Nasty)
by BradLaw on Jul 03, 2015 21:28:06