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dead rat
a dead rat not some boring alive rat
Example:
dood 1 hey was ur fav animal dood 2 a dead rat


dead rat
The act of pressing one's penis against a window. The slightly flattened penis gives those on the other side of the window a visual of a "dead rat". This act is particularly entertaining while walking by a bar with floor to ceiling windows on a busy weekend evening.
Example:
Man was he hammered! I can't believe he dropped a dead rat on that bar!


dead rat
when a male sticks his penis in between his legs and bends over to show the "rat" in his ass. a backwards mangina.
Example:
"Hey! Luke just showed Luke G the dead rat."


Jimmy the Dead Rat
Jimmy the Dead rat is a large late rodent, known for his ravishing humour and exquisite style.
Example:
Fellow 1: Good day monsieur
2nd lad: Hello, fine fellow. May I interest you in our late lord and savior Jimmy?
Fellow 1: The dead rat?
Passing Lady: ALL HAIL JIMMY THE DEAD RAT
Passing enby: ah yes, salutations to jimmy
Everyone in chorus: Jimmy, please bless our humble abodes
Timothy, in the distance: And my mansion!
Everyone in chorus: f@#k you Timothy
Exeunt


Shovel a dead rat
The urgent need to hit the toilet after a heavy or sometimes sketchy meal.

Usually preceded by really smelly, rank farts.
Example:
Man, Nic really did eat a shit tonne of Sethros for lunch today, I think he's gone to "shovel a dead rat".


milking a dead rat
to be involved in an extremely frustrating and tedious activity with unclear or disappointing results. (origin of the phrase is attributed to an archaic Russian jargon).
Example:
1) - Why did John drop out of the grad school after 8 years?
- His advisor was nuts. John was milking a dead rat all this time.

2) Dude, trying to sleep with her before marriage is like milking a dead rat.


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