Ed Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Ed

Someone with a dick the size of the Eiffel tower

Ed

by KMON2492 on Apr 19, 2009 05:27:11

Ed is short for Edward Edminton and Edvard.

Eds tend to be very athletic and mature enjoying sports and music and generally being very good at both.

Eds as boyfriends are loving, sweet, great in bed, and not stingy when it comes to presents.

Although eds can be hotheaded, they are also hardworking, loyal and have an amazing sense of humour making them great friends to have.

Example:
"Hey who is that guy?"
"He's my friend Ed"
"Awh he must be cool"

"Ive got an amazing boyfriend called ed"

Ed

by Janey Dow on Feb 19, 2015 15:57:53

when someone calls you ed it means you're dumb or slow. Like special education

Example:
"Yo you play league? That's terrible"
"What are you saying! Have you ever even played before"
"Nah bro it's stupid"
"You're so Ed"

Ed

by Nick The Bagel Stealer on Oct 29, 2019 11:18:59

The person Nick stole the bagel from.

Example:
"Fuck you, Nick, that bagel was mine!"
"Fuck you Ed!" Nick replied

Ed

by ArchieSouppppp on Jan 26, 2021 12:32:34

Sheeran

Example:
Ed Sheeran

Ed

by dalej88 on May 23, 2008 06:04:07

An arrogant son of a bitch who thinks hes always right

Example:
Look at that guy, hes acting like an Ed.

Ed

by Justsaynotoed on Jan 18, 2008 11:32:07

Abbreviation for Eating Disorder. Used as a name for the internal voice in the head of an Eating Disorder patient that says to practice disordered behaviors. "Ed" was made well known by the book "Life Without Ed" by Jenni Schaefer.

Example:
Ed, you are a liar. You are manipulative, and I will get away from you. "Life Without Ed" p. 8

Ed

by TheCornDealer on Sep 09, 2019 21:55:15

Ed is a definition for erectile disfunction which is when the penis does not blow up which makes you to able to have 👉👌(sex).

It can also be a person with the name of Ed

Ed is a young man who has been diagnosed with acne and if he lets his beard grow has a goatee.

Example:
Ed's beard looks like pubes.

Ed

by Amicus101 on Jan 16, 2013 13:28:31

Someone who makes repeated submissions of supposed new words to the Urban Dictionary, but is never successful in getting any of them accepted.

Example:
John tried to impress the women at the party with his vocabulary, but they all knew he was an Ed.

Ed

by beattie on Apr 18, 2005 09:47:13

A great show about a lawyer who moves back into his hometown and runs his law firm in a bowling alley that he bought. While back in town, he decides to approach his old high school crush. This show was completely original and had a great plot in every episode. It was one hilarious show with quarky characters and of course, awesome Tom Cavanagh as Ed Stevens in the show. The show got cancelled after 4 great seasons. I'll never forget this brilliant show. You can watch reruns on TBS at noons (as of right now).

Example:
Ed Stevens: I am a lawyer, I own a bowling alley. Two separate things.
----
Ed Stevens: The fact of the matter is you can't live without me.
Carol Vessey: What?
Ed Stevens: That's right you could move away to Guam, Borneo, Harrisberg Pennsylvania, god knows where, the truth is you'll be making a beeline right back to Stuckeyville. You know why?
Carol shakes her head
Ed Stevens: Capital "E" lower case "d"!
-----
At Stuckeybowl
Mike Burton: Ten bucks if you yell "I love kitties" at the top of your lungs.
Ed Stevens: I LOVE KITTIES!
everyone stares
----
Mike Burton: Who would win in a fight - a big, strong guy or an invisible fat guy?
----
Mike Burton: Can't talk. Eating fried pie. Experiencing nirvana.

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