Escalator

The escalator is the act of commuting sexual intercourse with your girl, while sitting in a chair, and slowly moving up in rigid motions until you get into a full standing, erect, position.There are 3 other positions for the escalator. Except for the escalator these include the stairs, which is for real men and involves actually starting from the bottom of real stairs. There is the ladder, which involves a real ladder, and is for hardcore men with the motivation for greatness, and lastly, there is the elevator, for lesbians.



Escalator
A stupid person, a retard. If you're still not sold just put your tongue between your front teeth and say 'Escalator!'
Example:
Woah, I just missed my mouth with my beer, what an escalator!


Escalator
1.escalator: someone whose drinking binge escalates with Vegas-like abandon..
2. trying to go up the down escalator after a drinking binge
Example:
you are so Escalator...as your drinking escalates, you go up the down...


The Escalator
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verb

1. during a threesome involving one man and two women. the women are stacked stomach too back and the man assumes a kneeling position behind them and proceeds to push his penis from one girl to the next, starting with the bottom girl working his way up. Or reverse the order and direction for variations.
Example:
The highlight of my threesome was when i pulled the escalator on the two of them. Next time I think I'm gonna add another floor!


escalator
moving staircase (not to be confused with the moving staircases in Harry Potter) used to make walking up stairs easier. Its like taking the worst part about elevators (makes you fat) and stairs (takes too long) and putting it all in one convenient location.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude lets take the escalator
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because escalators are slow and make me fat!


escalitis
Escalitis is a curable disease. It can be described as a certain diarrhea of the mouth… One in which standard logic is thrown out the window like most normal people have and an extreme, instigating comment is belched out with little thought or regard to offensiveness.
Example:
The female in this conversation has escalitis:

Male: You look tired and sound conjested, are you coming down with a cold?

Female: Your face looks more tired than a used condomn, you sound like a teenage squirrel, and sicker than an HIV Bank!


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