Escalator
The escalator is the act of commuting sexual intercourse with your girl, while sitting in a chair, and slowly moving up in rigid motions until you get into a full standing, erect, position.There are 3 other positions for
the escalator. Except for the escalator these include the stairs, which is for real men and involves actually starting from the bottom of real stairs. There is
the ladder, which involves a real ladder, and is for hardcore men with the motivation for greatness, and lastly, there is the elevator, for lesbians.
Escalator
by Thatweirdgay on Mar 31, 2023 23:59:15
The most horrible and terrifying thing to ever be created. This shit deserves to be in
the pits of
tartarus. You can die
on that shit. I absolutely hate this shit
Escalator
by Muddy Trump on Mar 17, 2011 18:28:40
A stupid person, a retard. If you're still not
sold just put your
tongue between your front teeth
and say 'Escalator!'
Escalator
by terrilyndatoga on Jul 25, 2010 10:11:33
1.
escalator: someone whose drinking
binge escalates with Vegas-like
abandon..
2. trying to go up the down escalator after a drinking binge
escalate
by fresh prince on May 23, 2005 06:51:54
The Escalator
by 42 guys under the Rainbow on Oct 18, 2011 05:03:52
s-ka-lay-tor
verb
1. during a threesome involving one man and two women. the women are
stacked stomach too back and the man assumes a
kneeling position behind them and proceeds to push his penis from one girl to the next, starting with the bottom girl working his
way up. Or reverse the order and direction for variations.
escalator
by darkshadow29 on Jul 30, 2010 04:14:54
moving
staircase (not to be confused with the moving staircases in Harry Potter) used to make walking up stairs easier. Its like taking the worst part about
elevators (makes
you fat) and stairs (takes too long) and putting it all in one convenient location.
Escalate
by cocoap3bbles on Feb 28, 2019 13:24:31
it's escalated
by Flimsco on Apr 05, 2020 23:00:03
It got worse and worse and worse. Really bad. Shockingly bad. To the point it needs
to be announced aloud so people are aware of exactly
how bad it's got.
escalitis
by SomeGuyWhoMetAGirl on Feb 26, 2010 11:01:46
Escalitis is a curable disease. It can be described as a certain
diarrhea of the mouth… One in which standard logic is thrown out the window like most normal people have and an extreme,
instigating comment is belched out with little thought or regard to offensiveness.
Example:
The female in this conversation has escalitis:
Male: You look tired and sound conjested,
are you coming down with a cold?
Female: Your face looks more tired than a used
condomn, you sound like a teenage squirrel, and
sicker than an HIV Bank!