Fakie

A device used for circumventing the unreasonably high legal drinking age of 21 in the United States. It is a counterfeit ID card that is used as proof of age.



Fakies
When you have the flu and the medicine makes you feel better, but you're really not better because you just have the fakies.
Example:
Guy 1: "Hey Laura, I'm feeling a lot better! I'm going to work on the cabinets today."
Girl 1: "No, Mark you're not better. You just have the fakies. You need to keep resting and sleeping so the flu goes away."
Guy 1: "I really think I'm okay! It was just a bad cold."
Girl 1: "It's not a cold, it's a flu. F-L-U. And you have the fakies right now!"


fakie
When you are having sex and are going to come but don't want the sex to stop you just keep your penis in and come. But you do not pump back and forth and thus your mind gets tricked into thinking you didn't come and you are good to go for another round. Caution:Can be painful the second or even third time. No known forth attempt has been attempted.
Example:
This bitch was so fucken hot but I was only in for about a minute and then I had to pull a fakie on her so I could keep on going.


Faki
1) A Faki is a person who has one parent of Finnish origin and another of Pakistani origin. Typically, Faki's have very undesirable traits, which include excessive facial and body hair, extremely pale skin, inability to speak English, constant desire to sleep and be unfathomably lazy, with many also lacking any form or derivation of closing game.

2) A rude and derogatory comment that is used in argumentative conversation meant to belittle the person you are talking to.
Example:
Hey Faki, why don't you go back to Fakistania and run free with your own people?

Faki you.

Wow, I can't believe the Faki failed to close again last night.


fakie
When you can't seem to cum after gratuitous amounts of sex and are just tired, so, from doggy style, you pull out and spit on her back, rubbing it in well.
Example:
"I couldn't pop it, so I pulled a fakie on her."


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