Windows ME

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Windows ME
The "Mellinium" edition of windows, which was apparently found in Bill Gates' toilet some unknown morning. It is subject to incessant crashing and freezing, and my scanner doesn't work with it, the stupid thing.
Example:
If someone IMs me, Windows ME crashes. If I open a webpage, Windows ME crashes. If the phone rings, Windows ME crashes. If a butterfly lands on a flower in the rainforest, Windows ME crashes.


Windows ME
The worst OS ever in the past 5 years. Even Apple II was more stable. Please, WinME users, do yourselves a favor and get Windows 2000 Professional
Example:
Hello, I--*crash*


Windows ME
I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.
Example:
Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable.
Reaction: Crash

Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash

Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash

Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.


Windows ME
It crashes.
A lot.
Especially when SHITLOADED with FREE programs provided by Dell!
Example:
*error beep*
Wtf, where's the error dialogue box?
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press anything.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press ctrl+alt+del either.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...The restart button doesn't do anything...
*harddrive dies*


Windows ME
Crap os that i have unfortunately got install on my pc. The ME part is an abbreviation of many errors
Example:
RRRRGH Windows ME crashed again i wish i had XP any donations send to.......(deleted)


Windows ME
crappiest windows OS ever created. even win98 was better. it wasnt ready when micro$hit released it. also it uses the crappyass fat32 file system rather than the sexy NTFS that NT/2K/XP use.
Example:
"damn i wish i had win2k or winxp... im stuck with this crappy winme... its so crashy im goin nuts!"


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