Fecal Matter Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Fecal Matter

1.Another word for Shit,poop,or doo-doo. 2.Or also comes with a song.

Fecal Matter

by UnstoppableBolt2003 on May 31, 2016 22:45:38

Excrements propelled at an extremely fast rate out of the anus

Example:
After Bob ate the 10 lb burrito, fecal matter spewed out of him.

fecal matter

by Pantaloon on Jan 31, 2008 03:00:23

Something or someone associated in some way with feces.

Example:
Overheard at the Senate hearings-
Senator McCain: "General Petraeus, What is your opinion on the Fecal Matter?"
General Petraeus: "Sir? You are referring to the situation in Iraq, sir?"
McCain: "What? What in God's name are you talking about?"
Petraeus: "You were asking me about the bad situation we are in with Iraq?"
McCain:"What the hell? No I wasn't, you nincompoop! I just shit myself. I'm 70 years old, and it seems to happen more and more at these damnable hearings. I just thought you might like the interesting design it made on my trousers."
Petraeus: "I'm not prepared to comment on that at this point in time, sir"
McCain: "Very good, Petraeus. That will be all... Where the hell is my nurse?"

fecal matter

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog on Nov 12, 2003 10:04:42

Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.

Example:
And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.

fecal matter

by lathargic on Oct 03, 2005 03:17:10

A solid excratory waste ejected from the anus

Example:
After eating that 10 lb. burrito, Michael splattered fecal matter all over the bathroom

fecal matter

by D-Fect on Dec 05, 2005 13:34:59

The name of the band Kurt Cobain (later in Nirvana) and Dale Crover (from The Melvins)created before Nirvana in 1985. Created the song Spank Thru and is found on the Nirvana Sliver: Best of the Box set album.

Example:
Fecal Matter is sweet

fecal matter

by Deceptik0n on Jul 12, 2005 16:56:58

Same thing as poo.

Example:
Man, I had fecal matter all over my chest last night by that hairy gorilla.

fecal matter

by Jesustits on Jul 31, 2005 07:18:49

A word used to describe poop in a mature manner in the case that a small child voids feces from the bowels in a public pool, causing evacuation.

Example:
Attention, insert pool name here members and guests. Fecal matter has been discovered in the dive well. Please exit the pool while we decontaminate the area. Thank you.

Bovine Fecal Matter

by eastlakehigh07 on Oct 09, 2009 12:52:18

Bovine, meaning something has qualities of an ox/cow; bull.
Fecal Matter, obviously is "poop".
When combined, it serves as a lovely way to say "Bullshit."

Also, an abbreviation (BFM) can be used.

Example:
Mom: "You're grounded. You should have cleaned your room before you went clubbing."

Me: "Mom, that is bovine fecal matter and you know it."

"Hey, did you hear our football team lost because the ref didn't pay attention? Total BFM."

bovine fecal matter

by DocCullors on Mar 23, 2012 22:25:31

the clinical way of saying "bullshit"

Example:
Person A: "I don't lie, I always tell the truth"
RESPONSE: "that's that bovine fecal matter right there..."

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