fed-ex

a male/dickhead who has been dumped who poses so small amount of assets alone that they can fit into a small package and be thrown out a window. Origins rooted in the divorce of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline (often referred to by his wigger name, K-fed)



fed-ex
Mr Spears now that Britany Spears is divorcing his white trash ass.
Example:
Valentina: did you hear?!
me: about Dakota kicking Rockford's ass?! HELL YEAH! i was there!! cant WAIT to be there next year!!
Valentina: no. about K-Fed...or should i say FED-EX
me: yupp. Mr Spears is getting divorced AND his ass is getting kciked by John Cena on the first day of the new year!!


fed-ex
when meetin up with an ex-girlfriend/ love/ one nighter you realise that your mates were correct and she was actually a fat mother huberd!!
Example:
matt-wasnt that your ex?
me-yes, yes it was!!!
matt-she was fat!!!
me-yes, you could say she was my fed-ex


Fed Ex
FED = Kevin Federline
EX = As in no longer freeloading from Britney.

Some say Kelly Ripa made up this term after it was suggested by a crew member of her show. They are all lies I came up with it like 4 months ago, I knew he was gonna get the boot.
Example:
1.- Hi, my name is Fed Ex welcome to McDonalds may I take your order?

2.- Fed Ex will be working at Fedex soon to pay his bills.

3.- Fed Ex finally understood the meaning of life and ended his.


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