fed-ex
a male/dickhead who has been dumped who poses so small amount of assets alone that they can fit into a
small package and be thrown out a window. Origins rooted in the divorce of Britney Spears and
Kevin Federline (often referred to by his wigger name,
K-fed)
fed-ex
by dakota cougarette on Nov 29, 2006 06:51:25
Example:
Valentina: did you hear?!
me: about Dakota kicking
Rockford's ass?! HELL YEAH! i was there!! cant WAIT to be there next year!!
Valentina: no. about K-Fed...or should i say
FED-EX
me: yupp.
Mr Spears is getting divorced AND his ass is getting kciked by John Cena on the first day of the new year!!
fed-ex
by Rexie on Jan 17, 2013 05:19:42
fed-ex
by Mr.Rickus on Nov 17, 2006 04:32:47
Example:
matt-wasnt that
your ex?
me-yes,
yes it was!!!
matt-she was
fat!!!
me-yes, you could say she was my fed-ex
Fed Ex
by Adrian on Nov 11, 2006 07:44:19
Fed Ex
by allpowerfulandy on Nov 10, 2006 08:49:44
Fed-Ex
by Roadheat on Nov 12, 2006 09:41:46
Fed-Ex
by Dave Greer on Nov 17, 2006 01:31:37
Fed Ex
by Bryan Smart on Nov 17, 2006 00:20:54
FED = Kevin Federline
EX = As in no longer
freeloading from Britney.
Some say
Kelly Ripa made up this term after it was suggested by a crew member of her show. They are all lies I came up with it like 4 months ago, I knew he was gonna
get the boot.
Example:
1.- Hi, my name is Fed Ex welcome to McDonalds
may I take your order?
2.- Fed Ex will be working at
Fedex soon to pay his bills.
3.- Fed Ex finally understood
the meaning of life and ended his.
fed exed
by snake_eyes on Jul 22, 2006 02:05:38