Feed the Dog
(verb) spanking; fapping; jerking it; choking the chicken; turning Japanese; stretching the armstrong; beating off; pulling tongueFeeding the dog
Example:
Sean: Hey man, where were you at yesterday? We've been looking for you.
Joris: Just feeding the dog brother, just feeding the dog..
Sean: Hey man, where were you at yesterday? We've been looking for you.
Joris: Just feeding the dog brother, just feeding the dog..
Feeding the Dog
The act of inserting dry dog food into the foreskin of a penis and "chewing" it by pushing the foreskin backwards and forwards repeatedly.
feeding the dogs
Feeding my dog
Example:
“I’ll catch you guys later. I’ll be feeding my dog now,” said Brad.
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“I’ll catch you guys later. I’ll be feeding my dog now,” said Brad.
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Feed the dog through the letterbox
To push your hand down behind a woman's underwear and access her lady bits from the front while not removing dress/skirt/trousers.
Example:
I can't believe that Madonna let Vanilla Ice feed the dog through the letterbox in her Sex book.
I can't believe that Madonna let Vanilla Ice feed the dog through the letterbox in her Sex book.
Feeding my dog
Excuse used to get out of conversations with creepers/boring people/your family while on the phone, computer, and originally by Morse code.
Example:
"M'lady, could I escort you to the grand opening of the traveling human bodies exhibition this Sunday afternoon?"
"I'll be feeding my dog."
"M'lady, could I escort you to the grand opening of the traveling human bodies exhibition this Sunday afternoon?"
"I'll be feeding my dog."
Feed two dogs with one bone
To solve two problems with a single action. The phrase was created to be a less violent version of "kill two birds with one stone."
Example:
I needed to run some errands but I also wanted to catch up with Melissa. I decided to feed two dogs with one bone and I asked Melissa to come with me.
I needed to run some errands but I also wanted to catch up with Melissa. I decided to feed two dogs with one bone and I asked Melissa to come with me.
Feed the Hound dogs
When a male ejaculates into a girl's ass and when he takes his penis out, there is poo covering it so he sticks it in her mouth.
Example:
"Dude, how was Tyriqa last night?"
"Man, it was off the hizzle! I made her feed the hound dogs!"
"Dude, how was Tyriqa last night?"
"Man, it was off the hizzle! I made her feed the hound dogs!"