Windmill

swinging your penis around in a circular motion.



Windmill
A style of headbanging in which a metalhead swings his head in a clockwise circle in time to a metal song, causing his hair to fully extend and swing like a pendulum.

Invented by vikings, made popular by Amon Amarth, and exploited by Suicide Silence.

Inexperienced headbangers may find it hard to keep their heads up after a night of windmilling.
Example:
Example 1:

Scene kid: So I hear that you windmill too! *begins hardcore dancing*

Metalhead: Fuck your shit. *whips up tornado with hair*

Example 2:

Metalhead 1: That Amon Amarth concert was fucking awesome.

Metalhead 2: Hell yeah, but my neck hurts from windmilling too hard.

Metalhead 1: Pussy.


Windmill
The art of quickly doing a windmill like motion with your arm, going into your pants and concealing your boner into your waistband, as to not draw attention to your crotchal region.
Example:
When that black chick with the phat booty walked by I had to do the windmill so the old lady next to me wouldn't get scared of my epic bonar.


Windmill
A fierce, rotational close combat technique that combines the destructive force of LOSEBEAM and the awesomeness of break dancing to devastate nearby opponents.

When performing such a move, the sound of "MIIIIILLLL" tends to fill the surrounding area in a deep, bellowing tone.

This technique originates from the MMO "Mabinogi", although every martial artist aware of it's existence has been trying to master it ever since.

Nothing can truly bring this skill justice besides watching it in slow motion.
Example:
Unfortunate warrior: "This is it.......FINAL HIT!"

Golem: *windmill*

Disembodied voice (upon contact): "MIIIIILLLL"


Windmill
a girl who has a dick and often likes to walk around large public or private establishments swinging it around to mimic the rotors of a windmill.

Some girls may be more open about it than others.

Not all of them are Lesbians.
Example:
Did you see that girl Lynne yesterday?

Yeah, she was windmilling all around the place!


windmill
when two or more men are attempting to have sex with one woman but since they are so drunk they swing their penis' around in a circular motion to promote blood flow in hopes of achieving full erection. When done correctly small tornados and possibly tropical storms or hurricanes will be produced. Warning : do not attempt if you are unable to handle high wind speeds
Example:
hey dude, me and my friend were trying to gang bang this rip so we busted out some windmills


windmilling
When a man intentionally spins his penis around in circles, moving in a fashion such as a windmill rotates.

Sometimes erroneously called helicoptering, but this is not how helicopter blades move so that's just plain fucking wrong.
Example:
Dick was flinging about his junk, windmilling like Don Quioxte was there to watch.


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