Fell asleep

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.



I fell asleep
Softer way of saying I had something (or someone) else to do that took precedent to what our plans were.
Example:
I'll hit you up later and we'll do that...
Later: *nothing

The next day: "I fell asleep"


my foot fell asleep
It’s when your foot gets pins and needles, or any part of your body! But when it gets pins and needles, you are just rephrasing “pins and needles”
Example:
Ex:
*martha has had her foot under her thigh folded for a while*
Martha: that was a good movie!

*marthat stands up*
Martha: ow my foot fell asleep!


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