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zookeepers

A group of individuals united to expose the true nature of the babwa.

Zookeeper

by TheTouchingUncle on Aug 20, 2010 17:42:34

(noun)- A boyfriend/husband that is far better looking than his girlfriend/wife, because compared to him, she looks like a zoo animal

Example:
Ned: Don't you think Bob could find a way prettier girlfriend than the one he's with?

Ted: Yeah, he's a total zookeeper

zookeeper

by calloom on May 23, 2006 00:31:18

a white slave trader of black slaves. very racist term to decribe a whit person. proud white person may call himself this.

Example:
U fuckin' zookeeper!

zookeeper

by george atalopolous on May 22, 2008 15:09:59

One who has a sexual encounter with a group of cougars.

Example:
Gentleman A: How'd last night go?

Gentleman B: I met a bunch of cougars at the bar and I ended zookeepering it

zookeeper

by ILoveCheetahs on Apr 23, 2004 22:56:06

lauren k

Example:
lauren k is the zookeeper

zookeepers delight

by curious goerge's keeper on Feb 02, 2011 10:52:44

the act of being double penetrated by two different species of animals, preferably in a zoo

Example:
i went to the zoo yesterday with my dog to find a partner to have a zookeepers delight

Cincinnati Zookeeper

by Sexy sexualizer on Sep 19, 2016 12:48:48

A person who shoots a rare and majestic animal in the face with their spunk after letting someone with an extreme case of diarrhea sit on their face leaving a perfect imprint of a butthole in shit on their neck.

Example:
Harambe: Gross! Some dude just shot bucksnot on me!

Kevin James: Yea! I just got you with the Cincinnati Zookeeper! Now give me a hot lunch!!

Zookeeper's Caress

by a zookeeper on Sep 28, 2010 07:25:33

In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle

Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver

Example:
aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom

Zookeeper status

by Lewis Hawkins on Aug 23, 2008 17:03:52

Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.

Example:
When the chicks are good:

Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.

When the chicks are bad:

Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"

Or any statement to those effects.

zookeeper's bucket

by Monkswell on Sep 30, 2022 19:57:18

A mish-mash of similar items some of higher quality than others

Example:
"It was a bit of a zookeeper's bucket of a set from Zverev" - tennis commentator Mark Petchey

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