Festus
A very romantic guy that'll give you the best in life.He is sweet and caringSometimes egoisticFestus usually has lots of girls swarming around him, but he has a distinct taste in womenfestus
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Uncle Festus
A man that can usually be found trying to lure young children into his van with the use of tasty treats.
Example:
Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"
Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"
Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"
Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"
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Example:
For three days, I mean for three days Master Shake ate off of Ole' Drippy, starting with his head. He was a living festus and Shake ate Ole' Drippy's head.
For three days, I mean for three days Master Shake ate off of Ole' Drippy, starting with his head. He was a living festus and Shake ate Ole' Drippy's head.