afterbirth

A dry, medium-sized fart that is expelled minutes after taking a shit.



afterbirth
The brown, mucusy, corn-filled sputum that drips out your ass after your done taking a big, healthy, solid dump.
Example:
Hey Mike, did you clean up your messy afterbirth after you took your morning shit?


Afterbirth
n. The combination of amniotic fluid, blood, placenta giblits, and vaginal secretions that pour from the vagina immediately after the birth of a child. Visually, Afterbirth resembles a watered down mixture of Applesauce, Ketchup, and Mustard. Modern myth suggests that Afterbirth gives special properties and or magic powers if consumed, but this is purely speculation.

Unfounded claims concerning Afterbirth:
1. One of KFC's the 12 secret herbs and spices.
2. The secret to Dick Clark's youthful appearence.
3. The real reason John F. Kennedy was shot.
4. Found in all varities of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream.
5. What George Lucas really spends all his money on.

See also: chunky beef stew
Example:
Sebastian fell to his knees, rolled out his tongue like a dog, and began laping up his wife's precious Afterbirth from the hospital floor.


afterbirther
One who continues to insist that Barack Obama was born in Kenya even after the release of his long form birth certificate proving he was born in Hawaii
Example:
Not even Jesus Himself could convince those crazy afterbirthers that Obama is a natural born US citizen


Afterbirth
After you take a large solid dump, the extra shit n' bits that drip from your asshole anywhere from right after to 30 minutes after your initial shit takes place.
Example:
O my God Pearl, I just took the biggest dump and i feel some afterbirth coming on.


Afterbirth+
One of the 3 DLC's from The Binding Of Isaac

If you like to be challenged and to face a different challenge every time you start a new game, be prepared to enjoy this thing like nothing else.

McMillen announced The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth, the first expansion for Rebirth, in February 2015. Afterbirth added items, enemies, alternate floors and bosses, and endings (including Greed Mode, which differs from the main game and is reportedly more difficult).
Example:
Person 1: Afterbirth+ is one of the best roguelikes/bullet hell games ever made. A perfect game for a mobile/handheld such as the Switch. A little bit pricey at $39.99, but it is currently on sale at $29.99, and even if it wasn't, I would still recommend it wholeheartedly. 10/10. No question.

Person 2: this dlc is bad


Afterbirther
Anyone obsessed (pro or con) with whatever document may be Barack Obama's most recently released Birth Certificate, or Certificate of Live Birth. Afterbirther's like to duke it out on political and popular conspiracy theory comment threads.
Example:
Kevin: "I just saw the latest forensic analysis of Obama's birth certificate on Drudge. What a forgery!

Dylan: "Good God man, you believe that crap? I was there when Obama was born!"

Pam: "You guys... such Afterbirthers!


afterbirther
A "deather"; i.e., someone that refuses to believe that Osama bin Laden is dead without seeing proof. Nicknamed "afterbirther" because such a person was almost certainly a "birther" (i.e., someone that demands proof that Obama was a natural born U.S. citizen) in the months prior to Osama's death.
Example:
Joe-Bob Freeper: LONG FORM DEATH CERTIFICATE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
Some Guy: Oh great, first the birthers, now the afterbirthers.


Afterbirther
A conspiracy theorist who still clings to the notion that President Obama is not a natural born Citizen of the United States even after he provided a certified copy of his long form Birth Certificate from Hawaii.
Example:
Anderson: Have you seen Obama's long form Birth Certificate?
Donald: Pfft! Proves nothing. It's probably a Photoshop. I'm convinced that he was born in Kenya.
Anderson: Congratulations, you've graduated from Birther to Afterbirther.


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