Fingerblasting
One who has great skill in the art of manual stimulation of an orfice. Most commonly a vagina or anus.fingerblasting
The act in which a male inserts two or more fingers as far as possible into a woman's vagina, then pumps the fingers back and forth vigorously until the female blasts her sweet poonani juice all over the landscape.
See also: Crimson Switch
See also: Crimson Switch
Example:
Dave: How'd it go with Lisa last night?
Lurch: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.
Dave: How was the cleanup?
Lurch: It was okay, mostly got on my face.
Dave: How'd it go with Lisa last night?
Lurch: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit.
Dave: How was the cleanup?
Lurch: It was okay, mostly got on my face.
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Example:
I went to Rick's on Garland in Spokane last night and met a women with a dead tooth, so i took her outside and fingerblasted the shit out of her in her bitchin camerow.
I went to Rick's on Garland in Spokane last night and met a women with a dead tooth, so i took her outside and fingerblasted the shit out of her in her bitchin camerow.
Fingerblast
Example:
1. "I'm gonna fingerblast your soul into oblivion"
2. "I'm gonna fingerblast your mom like a jew snorting gold dust"
1. "I'm gonna fingerblast your soul into oblivion"
2. "I'm gonna fingerblast your mom like a jew snorting gold dust"
FingerBlast
To slam your fingers with guided precision into the depths of a man, woman, or animal's pussy or puckering anal cavity with the ferocity of a thousand foot pounds.
Example:
Dude, last night I was cow tipping and got a sudden urge to fingerblast the head bull...surprisingly when he awoke he was rather pleased with my skill.
Dude, last night I was cow tipping and got a sudden urge to fingerblast the head bull...surprisingly when he awoke he was rather pleased with my skill.
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Fingerblaster
An act in which a mulleted, go-teed man sneaks up behind you before you close your eyes to probe the vaginal or anal cavity with their hands
Example:
“Last night I was almost alseep when burger came up and fingerblasted me!”
“That guy that looks like kid rock sure is a fingerblaster “
“Last night I was almost alseep when burger came up and fingerblasted me!”
“That guy that looks like kid rock sure is a fingerblaster “